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Funny Brothel/Escort jokes please?

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mrsbrown
, 20-01-08 at 22:42 (2568 Views)
A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from the nearest town, doing the kind of things boys and girls do when in a car on a back road some distance from the nearest town.
Just as things were really hotting up, the girl stopped the young man.
"I really should have mentioned this earlier" she said.
"The thing is I'm actually a hooker and I will have to charge you £20 if you want sex."
Too hot to stop the young man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing.
After a cigarette, the boy sat back in the driver's seat and stared out the window aimlessly.
"Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl.
"Well, I probably should have mentioned this before now" he said.
"The thing is I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back into town is going to be £25."

Updated 29-05-09 at 22:37 by Patricia

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  1. mrsbrown's Avatar
    Old hooker in a taxi can't pay her fare so she lifts up her skirt and says "Can I pay with this?"

    "F**k me" says the driver, "haven't you got anything smaller?"
  2. Patricia's Avatar
    Two Dublin prostitutes were standing on the corner of Waterloo Road / Upper Baggot Street ready for a night of business.

    "It's gonna be a grand night tonight, I can tell" says one of the women.

    "How can you tell?" says the other.

    "I can smell cock in the air" replies the first hooker.

    "Sorry", her friend replied, " I just burped!"
  3. dubM37's Avatar
    Guy walks up to Merrion Square meets this prostitute and asks her "how much"?

    She says "£50 quid in an apartment" he goes "fine but I don't really have £50 quid on me I have £25 and this new pair of Nike" girl says fine but I'm just going to lie there and do nothing, fine says the guy.

    So the pair of them head back to her apartment, she strips off lies on the bed and says "are ye right", yer man hops on and starts goin at it like there's no tommorrow.

    So he's jobbing away when he feels her arm come around him and he's thinking lying there my arse, I'm getting this one going, he feels her other arm going around and goes at it a bit more vigorously thinkng that she's loving it, he feels her leg wrapping around him and he's going YES YOU'RE A SEX GOD and goes at it a bit more. He feels her other leg coming around him and he's thinking he's the world's best shagger, finally hit hits the point of no return and blows his lot, rolls over and smugly says.

    "I thought you were just going to lie there, was I to good you couldn't resist"

    She says "nah, I was just trying on the Nike"

    Boom boom


    /gets coat