Ebony Amber

Happy Belated St Patricks day to you all!

I'm so glad to see that my first blog went down well
Oh how I wondered if I had worded it well, whether I should just be flirty attaching a thumbnail of my boobies and whether the word "mofo" was really going to put across my charming personality and deep intellect haha. Well this blog probably won’t be so popular. This is a basically me complaining about being stuck on a sunny island.

You see I have been on the tropical paradise they call St Lucia for under a week now and I am ashamed to say I am almost ready to come home!!
Don’t get me wrong. The weather is glorious (lows of 29°C and a lovely eastern breeze). The food is delicious (think freshly grilled red snapper and picking fruit of a tree). The people are darling (good morning and good evenings from everone). However I feel like I am missing something. I have found it near impossible to relax and get into the groove. Even when lubricated with scantily clad men on the beach and lashings of spiced rum.

Whilst driving the scarily narrow roads to go to the Diamond Waterfall I found myself contemplating whether to purchase the Lorna or Stephenie sets at Agent Provocateur at the airport on my way home. While sampling a tasty barbeque on Jalousie Beach it hit me that all I could think about was whether a certain little toy I ordered from Amsterdam had arrived at my apartment yet. And last night when I was sitting in the cutest little rum shack learning naughty words in the local patois I found myself thinking up ways of incorporating my newly learnt filth into steamy appointments!!

My conclusion is- I miss my job! Yup there it is I’ve said it. I miss putting on stockings and suspenders. I miss prancing around in fuck me heels and I miss all the trimmings that come after the door is opened.
Now lets take bets on how many time wasters and cheesy willys it will take for me to be praying for another holiday lol.

Lots of kisses from the sunshine
Amber xoxo

p.s I'll be back soon!