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Just to make it clear this is not directed to the gentlemen around here. This is for everyone under 25

Dear Lads,
I am a courtesan. Mistreat me and I will show you the door. I do not do 15 minutes, I do not care what the girl down the road charges, and no I will not be your girlfriend.

I have a strict no shower no service policy and the one you took last Friday does not count. I don't care how many times you come, as long as you bloody arrive! On time. Also good ...

I tire of boredom, going to class, passing out from lack of intrest ( no more actual filming for awhile) returning home and cleaning my apartment to OCD perfection. the small cloud of vapour produced by my pipe makes all the lights eeire, time to once again go travelling me thinks

I knew was cutting it close but wow, that's the first time I've been kicked out. By a punter no less. How was I supposed to know he owned the place? Anyways back in Apologies to all who had made appointments with me for this Friday in.