Escort Industry Ireland

I just got off the phone from an in-call enquiry. He sounded polite enough. But every other sentence was punctuated by a cough. One of those throaty, itchy type coughs.

So I was alarmed when he said that he wasn’t far from my in-call location and could make his way over immediately.

It was time for me to risk causing offence. But I was already staying in an old building where I could easily feel the cold if the temperatures dropped any further. And the last thing ...

I would like to stress that I DO NOT lump all men that pay for sex into the sweaty and urine marinated category. In fact, that was my first pleasant surprise when I first became an escort. I'd expected the horror stories of smelly, overweight belchers with rotting teeth and dribble. Instead I found I was entertaining men who were predominantly sometimes better kept than I was!!!

The clientele my rates attract sometimes smell so good that I'm sniffing the pillow long after they've ...

I logged on to EI in order to whinge about my intermittent mobile broadband, saw some half-wit's whinge about escort pricing and couldn't help myself.

I'm not sure what has happened in the month or so since I was here last in Ireland. But it has made me wonder if I'll be back. I do not charge the highest rates of any escort, not by a long shot. Indeed, considering that my services will not include a demand for extra payments for a service such as anal sex, I'm quite a good catch, ...

This must sound like a strange question coming from an escort. But I do have a life outside of this job and the dynamics of dating are as relevant to me as they are to the next person. I also have the added complication of feeling that a potential life long partner must know about what has been the most significant ten years of my life. I can’t pretend that I haven’t met all these people, been to all these places, learnt all this stuff, for ten years, and settle down as a suburban house-wife ...

A friend just penned this for me. I didn't get it at first!

There was a young lady called Pru
Who found sex was the right thing to do.
The guys queued for a mile
In the Emerald Isle
Till she couldn't see which prick was who...

xxx

Pru