EscortSelina

... or so I was always told by my mother when she was trying to get us kids to wash behind our ears, between our toes and in all this little places that a quick slosh of water really makes no impression on!

I grew up thinking that if I at least cleaned up twice a day properly, I would at least be seriously considered by St Peter when it came for my time waiting in line outside the Pearly Gates

And despite realising these days that maybe there is now rather more in my ...