A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid.
When I quizzed him on it he reckoned he could stop any time . . .
I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave.As I was standing there I noticed 4 grave diggers walking about with a coffin . . .
3 hours later and they're still walking about with it. . .I thought to myself, these b*g**rs have lost the plot!!
I was at a cashpoint yesterday when a little old lady
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