British Jessica Taylor

I wanted to come back to Belfast at some point soon. But am slightly concerned by the lack of Escorts in the area at the moment.

I have not been escorting this year. The last time i was in Belfast was in December and there were 67 Ladies there the day i left. Now there is 10!

What i want to know, has somthing happened? I would hate to travel over if there was some kind of danger or problem over there.

I have a dillema.

Since i have been in ***location removed**** (this is my second visit) i have had nothing but grief from people who book and never show. I have had the same few idiots blocking my phone line by calling repeatedly, i have allot of people bartering with me like I'm a second hand car for sale with "ono" displayed on my ad. The most extreme been £60 for an hour with a bit of Charlie thrown in! Why do people always assume escorts are escorting to support ...

Man asks a prostitute, "How much?" She says, "$50 on the bed, $30 on the sofa & $10 on the grass.." He gives her $50. She says, "You're a man of class!" He says, "Class my arse, i want 5 times on the grass!!"

Actual label instructions on consumer goods

1. On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
(and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)


2. On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.
Details inside.
(the shoplifter special?)


3. On a bar of Dial soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap."
(and that would be how???....)


4. On ...

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Good and GREAT days

I was dismayed to hear that some girls are having s shabby time of it. Like one’s philosophy in life, you can indeed have good and bad days.

Or.......

You can have good and GREAT days!

When you earn more in an hour than some poor hard working fuckers do in what is probably a very difficult WEEK, make your own (very flexible) hours up, are constantly told how attractive you are, make people feel very valued and special ...