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Actual label instructions on consumer goods

1. On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
(and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)


2. On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.
Details inside.
(the shoplifter special?)


3. On a bar of Dial soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap."
(and that would be how???....)


4. On ...

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Good and GREAT days

I was dismayed to hear that some girls are having s shabby time of it. Like one’s philosophy in life, you can indeed have good and bad days.

Or.......

You can have good and GREAT days!

When you earn more in an hour than some poor hard working fuckers do in what is probably a very difficult WEEK, make your own (very flexible) hours up, are constantly told how attractive you are, make people feel very valued and special ...