MatureEbonyPru38F

A friend just penned this for me. I didn't get it at first!

There was a young lady called Pru
Who found sex was the right thing to do.
The guys queued for a mile
In the Emerald Isle
Till she couldn't see which prick was who...

xxx

Pru

This is one of the most meaningful comments of the many kind comments that I have received as an escort.

I was dismayed to hear that a favoured regular in Dublin was recovering from some pretty major surgery. When he heard I’d be in Belfast, he wrote me an anguished email, asking how I could tempt him so when he ought to be recuperating.

As the date of my arrival in Belfast drew closer, he was debating the practicalities of a punt during his convalescence. Even if ...

I’ve thought long and hard about the punter shower aversion situation. If I’m going to share a bed with a member of the opposite sex, and I know there’s a good chance of nookie, I at least have a wash down below and make sure my breath is fresh. It doesn’t matter if it’s a punter or a civilian.

I can’t assume that a guy who goes down on me wants the benefit of 12 hours of cooped up fanny breathing toxic fumes in his direction when he wants to go down on me. (Although some men have ...

I once opened my suitcase in the presence of another escort. She well nigh fainted at the quantity and variety of condoms I bring on tour with me. But the way I see it, I don’t bake the same kind of cake every time. There’s a cake for every occasion and cake eater. The same goes for condoms.

I stock different sized condoms as routine, even when not touring. You can have the best outfits, provide the best anal and suck a dick like a Dyson. But put the wrong sized condom on a guy and ...

What’s in a kiss?

A caller on the phone was expressing his reservations about his performance. He wanted to know if I kiss. It was very important, he stressed. He found, he explained, that he could get so turned on by being kissed that he’d get really horny and hard.

And this made me wonder? Is there more to the humble and often maligned kiss than meets the lips? So off I went to Google. Of course, if it’s indexed by Google, it must be true, right?

And ...