in these age and stage
i must enroll in this class
Would you try some of those positions out using your strapon? I certainly would be interested in trying that!
Brilliant as always. I'm still waiting for the Roadshow to roll into town!! ;-)
Nice blog entry Pru. Very entertaining
Abroad, men from the UK are known for many things, but personal hygiene, sadly, isn't one of them. It's improved vastly from what it was like 30 years ago, when people only bathed once a week and the whole family recycled the same greasy bath water, in between content with a flannel and a bowl of tepid water. So I suppose those raised in that generation consider more than one shower a day utter nonsense if their father's never had to. Originally Posted by spunkman When I have been to Thailand any time, you get a girl (like having a cup of tea). Then you bring her to your hotel room & the first thing that is insisted on by the girl is to have a shower & brushing of teeth. Same as when she is staying with you for a few days........Every night a shower. I think it should be essential.
If the lady is an expert at teasing poor, defenceless naked men in the shower when she joins them, he'll almost beg for release of this sort! Originally Posted by Underdog I think the problem is that, generally, if a guy is horny and gets in the shower, there's a good chance his "horniness" is going to end up being washed down the drain with the soapy water!!
I always have a shower before I leave the house for an appointment and again when the lady offers me one, precisely to avoid any potentially embarrassing situations. I'm stunned some blokes obviously don't care about this!
When I have been to Thailand any time, you get a girl (like having a cup of tea). Then you bring her to your hotel room & the first thing that is insisted on by the girl is to have a shower & brushing of teeth. Same as when she is staying with you for a few days........Every night a shower. I think it should be essential.
Wow! This is the beauty of keeping a blog. I'd forgotten all about this incident! I was shitting bricks when reading it. It was a great reminder of my exploits! xxx Pru Originally Posted by barry31 lol , i be shitting bricks if i was that client
Actually, since I wrote the blog, things have changed! I no longer offer oral without a condom. So the only thing I'm tasting are the fruity flavours of my Five A Day Condoms! xxx Pru Originally Posted by timdog guess you don't like tea bagging.... good blog, and agreed on what services should/shouldn't be offered for a one off 30 min appointment.
Glad you enjoyed the read, TheWizzard. I do have small strap-on's too, though! It's not always practical to kiss and strap-on at the same time. Save for if I were spooning the guy and making love to him with my strap-on. xxx Pru
I think the problem is that, generally, if a guy is horny and gets in the shower, there's a good chance his "horniness" is going to end up being washed down the drain with the soapy water!!
Interesting read! It could also be fairly argued that kissing has a certain psychological impact on some people's performance if its engrained in their sexual psyche. The effect of raising endorphins and lowering cortisol could be encouraged by other activities linked with sexual development (such as those who enjoy your not so small strap on haha) much like Pavlov's dog experiment where he found he could induce certain behaviours by associating bell's ringing with feeding.
lol , i be shitting bricks if i was that client :yikes:
great blog.it made me want 2 visted u.
guess you don't like tea bagging.... good blog, and agreed on what services should/shouldn't be offered for a one off 30 min appointment.
at least you spat it out the tea i mean great blog
I couldn't find a way to edit this blog but there's a typo: If you book a hotel conference or training room, or any other room for hire, it’s by the hour. Over-run, and you’d better have the gift of the gab to avoid being paid for the extra time. should read: If you book a hotel conference or training room, or any other room for hire, it’s by the hour. Over-run, and you’d better have the gift of the gab to avoid being charged for the extra time.
Lucky guy, you were very understanding
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