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So there's this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor. I mean he's a pistol. He can swear for five minutes straight without repeating himself.

Trouble is, the guy who owns him is a quiet, conservative type, and this bird's foul mouth is driving him crazy.

One day, it gets to be too much, so the guy grabs the bird by the throat, shakes him really hard, and yells, "QUIT IT !".

But this just makes the bird mad and he swears ...

A woman buys a new sim card, puts it in her phone to surprise her husband who is seated on the couch in the living room.
She goes to the kitchen, makes her voice sexy & calls her husband with the new number "hi darling",
The husband responds in a low tone "let me call you back later honey, that pig is in the kitchen