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    What do you call a Spanish Flasher?
    SeenYour Willie.
    I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
    so I share my wisdom with everyone.
    Not my fault nobody listens to me.

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    Well at least you have the most fun, right 😂

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    I was at an interview the other day and
    was asked what a good example of
    teamwork was. Apparently "gangbang"
    was not the right answer.
    I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
    so I share my wisdom with everyone.
    Not my fault nobody listens to me.

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    When I offer to wash your back in
    the shower, all you have to say is
    yes or no.
    Not all this, "who are you and how
    did you get in here?" nonsense.
    I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
    so I share my wisdom with everyone.
    Not my fault nobody listens to me.

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    Last edited by SofiaTheMod; 27-06-23 at 08:07. Reason: Minors
    We have two lives , the second begins when we realise we only have one .....

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    It's my wife's birthday tomorrow, she's
    been leaving jewellery catalogues all
    over the house, so I've bought her a
    magazine rack.
    I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
    so I share my wisdom with everyone.
    Not my fault nobody listens to me.

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    I got a new job selling curtains.
    It's OK but has its drawbacks.
    I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
    so I share my wisdom with everyone.
    Not my fault nobody listens to me.

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    Boy you weren't kidding about that joke being bad pull yourself together. 😂

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    Son: "Dad I've got a part in the school play,
    I play a man who's been married 25 years."
    Dad: "Maybe next time you'll get a you'll get
    a speaking part."
    I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
    so I share my wisdom with everyone.
    Not my fault nobody listens to me.

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    A man walks into a chemist's and says,
    "Can I have a bar of soap please?"
    The chemist says: "Do you want it
    scented?" And the man says: "No I'll
    take it with me now."
    I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
    so I share my wisdom with everyone.
    Not my fault nobody listens to me.

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