I used to sell security alarms door to door,
and I was really good at it.
If no one was home, I would just leave a
brochure on the kitchen table.
I used to sell security alarms door to door,
and I was really good at it.
If no one was home, I would just leave a
brochure on the kitchen table.
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.
Rockerman (22-05-23)
Masturbation is a touchy subject,
but oral sex is a matter of taste.
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.
Barney Rubble (23-05-23), beautyaddict (28-05-23), Ketchup2023 (25-05-23)
What did one cow say to the other cow?
Lend me your jersey I'm friesian.
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.
Ketchup2023 (25-05-23)
When you have a clap light in your
bedroom, rough sex also becomes
a rave.
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.
Warning if you buy a watch that
says you can swim with it. This
only applies if you can already
sewim.
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.
My wife says she thinks we should
sleep in separate beds.
Great idea! I've chosen Michelle's
at number 23.
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.
A priest, a minister and a rabbit
walk into a bar. The rabbit says,
"I think I might be a typo."
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.
Barney Rubble (29-05-23), beautyaddict (28-05-23), Rockerman (28-05-23)
A woman walked into the kitchen to
tind her husband stalking around with
a fly swatter. "What are you doing," she
asked.
"Hunting flies," he replied.
"Oh, killed any? She said.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 females," came the answer.
Intrigued, the wife asked, "How can you tell
them apart?"
Husband: "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the
phone."
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.
Last edited by TheNightShift; 31-05-23 at 22:25.
We have two lives , the second begins when we realise we only have one .....
A woman just asked me if I prefer
legs or breasts. I told her I'm more
into a shaved vagina and anal.
Apparently, this is not an appropriate
answer at KFC.
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.
Mrbean76 (11-06-23)