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    We have two lives , the second begins when we realise we only have one .....

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    We have two lives , the second begins when we realise we only have one .....

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    I call my weed " The Quaran "

    Because burning that shit will get you stoned !!
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    We have two lives , the second begins when we realise we only have one .....

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    The shortest sentence is " I am"

    The longest sentence is " I do "
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    What's the biggest cause of dry skin ?

    Towels
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    ..........
    I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
    so I share my wisdom with everyone.
    Not my fault nobody listens to me.

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    "If your nose is running and your feet smell, you're upside down."

    Tommy Makem

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    Feel free to print out and fill in.
    And, before anyone makes smart comments, I have already got mine, certified and Cum Laude.


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