just tried to contact 3 different companies serving the public, some retail some civil, and can't actually speak to a human being. all automated. this drives me crazy.
why can't firms treat their customers with some bloody respect and actually talk to them.
i wish the ones that do this every success and the ones that don't the sooner you close and bugger off the better.
is it just me ????????????????????:
not up there with mr horans rants but we all got to start somewhere
are you F**king serious
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16-05-11, 10:21john connorare you F**king serious
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16-05-11, 10:25benin
We are glad you phoned us please hold
your call is important to us ... please hold
if you have a problem with waiting press 2 now
if you pressed 2 please hold... -
16-05-11, 10:30dave1dave
Any one been on to Apple ?
It's voice recognition is brilliant !
It answers and tells you just to talk to it as you would a person.
I just told it I wanted to talk to a person and it put me through! -
16-05-11, 10:33realdealescortimagine calling an escort press 1 for wank 2 for oral 3 for shag ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by dave1dave
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16-05-11, 10:49Big-Paulall our operators are busy at the moment please hold.................Quote:
Originally Posted by realdeal
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16-05-11, 10:58sperminater
I'm with you there John it does my head in and the F***ing bank is the same also.... I was about to go on a rant but I would be stressed for the rest of the day. One day this guy in India asked me to turn off the plug 6 time and wait 60 seconds I mean I'm I a dickhead moron well needless to say he got the full on Sperminater rant I actually had to call him back to appoligise and he replied " dank you mr but did you toun off the plug" Jeasus it's like something out of monty pithon of faulty towers the service is this country is well and truly in the gutter
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16-05-11, 11:09BIGTYM2010PMSL,now you have it ha,I thought I was phoning sky reading this post ha.Quote:
Originally Posted by benin
The worse part is 20 mins later you get
"thanks for holding you call is important to us ...please continue to hold."
WTF...If it was you'd have answered by now you ...you...you big.....filthy McNasty!!!!!! -
16-05-11, 11:23Sophia
So true.Its so annoying.My last phone call to O2 lasted for over hour and half.If you choose a wrong option you have to do it all over again.
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16-05-11, 18:54Banjo
The best ones are the ones where you press all the 2's and 3's, then get to join a queue. After three verses of the "your call is important to us ...." crap, you finally get "no one is available to take your call right now, please try again later. Goodbye.", and the fucking thing hangs up on you !!!
Customer call centres are popular where labour is cheap, i.e. India. There are generic companies out there with buildings full of people answering calls on behalf of whoever pays them to do it. On one side of a room you might have people serving HP, on the other side of the same room it could be BT. It's mad really .... you might think you're calling BT but you're not. You're calling some guy sitting in a crumbling building who has barely heard of BT but had been "trained" on how to answer questions that BT customers might possibly ask. He's reading it all from an operations manual.
No wonder the eastern world is about to overtake the western .... all the westerners are being driven slowly mad by the earterners !
One thing I suspect though is that any company who can offer a good and local customer service experience will prosper in the long run. -
16-05-11, 19:39kelsoi had exact same thing recently, i went through 3 different options menus, and was then forwarded to a pageboy thaqt politerly infomred me that the company i was tryiung to reach had gonr into liquidation in 2009!!!! i looked at fone, i was connected for 7 mins. FFS!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Banjo
rather than tgrow my fone at the wall i just counted to 5..... then i started gibbering foul language to myself like a f%^&in madman
other than those tossers i fined our esteemed cale componies the worst for cust service -
16-05-11, 19:41samlad
It's not so much putting you on hold that winds me up, although that does aggrovate me, but more so having to listen to the automated message for 10 minutes everytime the fecker's cut you off!! :mad: :mad: :mad: