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Excerpt from Elizabeth Fritzl's diary:
Monday - stayed in Dad came down and f**ked me
Tuesday - stayed in got f**ked by dad
Wednesday - stayed in Dad f**ked me doggystyle
Thursday - stayed in Dad came on my face
Friday - stayed in Dad gave my a**e a right pounding
Saturday - went to watch Man Utd play...wish I'd stayed in
Jade has asked to be cremated and her ashes put into small silk bags and passed to all the mourners at the service, so everybody gets a Goody bag!
Jade Goody's bald head looked like an egg.....which was ironic considering she'll also spend Easter in a box.
Statisticaly 9 out of 10 people enjoy gangrape.
What's a curry and an Uncle got in common?
A bad one will hurt your bumhole.
^ HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA. I'm saving that.
Nice find. :D