Lulu was an escort, but she didn't want her grandma to know. One day, the Garda raided a whole group of prostitutes at a sex party in a hotel, and Lulu was among them. The Garda took them outside and had all the Escorts line up along the driveway when suddenly, Lulu's grandma came by and saw her granddaughter.
Grandma asked, "Why are you standing in line here, dear?"
Not willing to let her grandmother know the truth, Lulu told her grandmother that the Garda were there passing out free oranges and she was just lining up for some.
"Why, that's awfully nice of them. I think I'll get some for myself," and she proceeded to the back of the line.
A Garda was going down the line asking for information from all of the Escorts.
When he got to Grandma, he was bewildered ! and exclaimed "Wow, still going at it at your age? How do you do it? "
"I just take my dentures out, rip the skin back and suck them dry."..
The Garda fainted.
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26-02-15, 10:49ClydeOranges
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26-02-15, 11:07abcodiver
Now that is funny..............heard they do the same with Carrots!!
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26-02-15, 11:12ClydeWho Grandma?Quote:
Originally Posted by abcodiver
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26-02-15, 11:16abcodiver
you've been tango'ed..............carrot juice ffs, what will ya think of next!! pmsl
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Originally Posted by SophieX
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26-02-15, 11:32ClydeAhh your giving him the Rod.Quote:
Originally Posted by SophieX
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26-02-15, 11:35Clyde
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26-02-15, 11:56ClydeA bold one......Quote:
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26-02-15, 12:32abcodiver
http://youtu.be/xAMwjRbTFpA
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26-02-15, 13:45ClydeFootjob was it?Quote:
Originally Posted by SophieX
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26-02-15, 14:16abcodiverahhhh was it ur rubber one??Quote:
Originally Posted by SophieX