Obviously apart from Westside and Mike (5"7) ,is there anyone else here that has had sex with a farmyard animal ?:D
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Obviously apart from Westside and Mike (5"7) ,is there anyone else here that has had sex with a farmyard animal ?:D
I think a few escorts must have had with Oven Red Eddie:D
no.......... but a farmyard animal had sex with me :eek:
Just so, one time we were down in uncle Jacob hiltens big pig farm down in the picture-eskie countryside :)
well, a few of the local hindu toffs had asked him to grow some of those beef cattle for some sort of a sneaky steak orgy feast :eek:
well, what can i say.... one minute i was there with uncle jacob and a calf sucking his fingers, next thing he had ran off to save some pig or kid that had fallen into the slurry :eek:
Just so, the calf started to suck my finger, but i need a jimmy riddle, it wouldn,t let go so i just pulled my dicky out and piddled on the calf :o
and then the worst happened :eek: before i managed to get wee dickie back in the calf had started to suck it :eek:
WELL......the calf eventually got tired after such a looooonnng time. :)
I WAS XAUSTED :D
its JUST SO such a pity they grow up :rolleyes:
clarence
and loved it.... meet his "partner"......
http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscart...s/bbon114l.jpg
At closing time when thier chucking me out I start ranting and raving. I put my pistols in the air and say wheres the tigerhag. I'm going to shoot her:D:D:D
They can't bar me, I've got shares in the place. Well at least I hope so, I invested so much in it:D