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    Default Personal perversions !

    Obviously apart from Westside and Mike (5"7) ,is there anyone else here that has had sex with a farmyard animal ?

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    I think a few escorts must have had with Oven Red Eddie

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    Quote Originally Posted by thehighwayman View Post
    I think a few escorts must have had with Oven Red Eddie
    I said, I said, I said, that's finger licking good!
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    Red face ohhhh the calf story!!!! watersports and owo

    Quote Originally Posted by alechoran View Post
    Obviously apart from Westside and Mike (5"7) ,is there anyone else here that has had sex with a farmyard animal ?

    no.......... but a farmyard animal had sex with me

    Just so, one time we were down in uncle Jacob hiltens big pig farm down in the picture-eskie countryside

    well, a few of the local hindu toffs had asked him to grow some of those beef cattle for some sort of a sneaky steak orgy feast

    well, what can i say.... one minute i was there with uncle jacob and a calf sucking his fingers, next thing he had ran off to save some pig or kid that had fallen into the slurry

    Just so, the calf started to suck my finger, but i need a jimmy riddle, it wouldn,t let go so i just pulled my dicky out and piddled on the calf

    and then the worst happened before i managed to get wee dickie back in the calf had started to suck it

    WELL......the calf eventually got tired after such a looooonnng time.

    I WAS XAUSTED


    its JUST SO such a pity they grow up

    clarence

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    Default big daddy tried it once.....

    and loved it.... meet his "partner"......


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    Quote Originally Posted by big daddy 69 View Post
    Ah i didnt work out she had 2 be put down after she was attacked in the park i loved her dearly we got a pic of her attacker though looks like sum1 we all know

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    ok!!! lol...

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    Quote Originally Posted by thehighwayman View Post
    I think a few escorts must have had with Oven Red Eddie
    If they can find it Highwayman its all theirs but I heard you are hanging round the swilly inn, not too far for longlane drowning your sorrows looking for Tigers now a days.
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    At closing time when thier chucking me out I start ranting and raving. I put my pistols in the air and say wheres the tigerhag. I'm going to shoot her

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    Angry But you are the same at opening time!

    Quote Originally Posted by thehighwayman View Post
    At closing time when thier chucking me out I start ranting and raving. I put my pistols in the air and say wheres the tigerhag. I'm going to shoot her
    That’s threatening behavior………U ARE BARRED [from pub that is]
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    They can't bar me, I've got shares in the place. Well at least I hope so, I invested so much in it

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