Warning!!!!!!!

:rolleyes:I got this warning from a friend off mine, i felt i should pass it on
So Ladies beware!!!!:p


You've heard about people who have been abducted and
had their kidneys removed by black-market organ
thieves.

My thighs were stolen from me during the night a
few years ago. I went to sleep and woke up with
someone else's thighs. It was just that quick. The
replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal.
Whose thighs were these and what happened to mine? I
spent the entire summer looking for my thighs.
Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living
out my life in jeans. And then the thieves struck
again.

My butt was next. I knew it was the same gang,
because they took pains to match my new rear-end to
the thighs they had stuck me with earlier. But my
new butt was attached at least three inches lower
than my original! I realized I'd have to give up my
jeans in favor of long skirts.

Two years ago I realized my arms had been
switched. One morning I was fixing my hair and was
horrified to see the flesh of my upper arm swing to
and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was
really getting scary - my body was being replaced
one section at a time. What could they do to me
next?

When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was
replaced with a turkey neck, I decided to tell my
story. Women of the world, wake up and smell the
coffee! Those 'plastic' surgeons are using REAL
replacement body parts -stolen from you and me! The
next time someone you know has something 'lifted',
look again - was it lifted from you?

THIS IS NOT A HOAX. This is happening to women
everywhere every night.

WARN YOUR FRIENDS!
P.S. Last year I thought some one had stolen my
Boobs. I was lying in bed and they were gone! But
when I jumped out of bed, I was relieved to see that
they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept.
Now I keep them hidden in my waistband.

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