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Thread: Warning!!!!!!!

  1. #1
    Join Date
    Feb 2008

    Default Warning!!!!!!!

    I got this warning from a friend off mine, i felt i should pass it on
    So Ladies beware!!!!

    You've heard about people who have been abducted and
    had their kidneys removed by black-market organ

    My thighs were stolen from me during the night a
    few years ago. I went to sleep and woke up with
    someone else's thighs. It was just that quick. The
    replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal.
    Whose thighs were these and what happened to mine? I
    spent the entire summer looking for my thighs.
    Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living
    out my life in jeans. And then the thieves struck

    My butt was next. I knew it was the same gang,
    because they took pains to match my new rear-end to
    the thighs they had stuck me with earlier. But my
    new butt was attached at least three inches lower
    than my original! I realized I'd have to give up my
    jeans in favor of long skirts.

    Two years ago I realized my arms had been
    switched. One morning I was fixing my hair and was
    horrified to see the flesh of my upper arm swing to
    and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was
    really getting scary - my body was being replaced
    one section at a time. What could they do to me

    When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was
    replaced with a turkey neck, I decided to tell my
    story. Women of the world, wake up and smell the
    coffee! Those 'plastic' surgeons are using REAL
    replacement body parts -stolen from you and me! The
    next time someone you know has something 'lifted',
    look again - was it lifted from you?

    THIS IS NOT A HOAX. This is happening to women
    everywhere every night.

    P.S. Last year I thought some one had stolen my
    Boobs. I was lying in bed and they were gone! But
    when I jumped out of bed, I was relieved to see that
    they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept.
    Now I keep them hidden in my waistband.

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Planet Earth

    Default Superb!!!

    See all you can learn from westie... Epsilon & Westie love1

  3. #3
    Join Date
    Feb 2008

    Default Dear Fly Shit

    Fly Shit is an IDIOT!

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