Where's My Cheese, Speedy?
... caught on my security camera in my hole while I was out sniffing in Patricia's underwear drawer.
Here you can clearly see some thief involved in the theft of my precious chunk of Stilton that I was saving for the weekend.
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That's it, folks. There's only one other mouse on these boards and he's been muscling in on my territory for the past while. I've taken all I can, I can't takes no more!
I'M CALLING YOU OUT, SPEEDY GONZALES, YOU THIEVING PUTA MADRE! GIVE ME BACK MY CHEESE OR I'LL BRING THE PAIN!