Man Jailed For Jerking off in Woman's Coffee!

https://www.escort-ireland.com/blog/.../#.VoT_unXtlBc

Words seriously fail me!

:yikes::yikes::yuck::yuck::yuck::yuck:

Wow that takes balls :rolleyes:

what a wanker

It wasnt recognised as sexual assault :confused:

jesus wept and when I say wept I mean wanked in your coffee :indifferent:

maybe their arguement is, even though its taking bodily fluids non consensually, the hotness of the coffee will sterilise it :scratchchin:
either way, :indifferent: :yuck:

There was a waitress once who told a similar story on the Gerry Ryan show.
A female customer once complained about salad , who sent it back
The chef was really pissed off with her so wanked into her salad and the waitress brought it back to her
She ate it and said that,s better :yuck::yuck:

Moral of the story
If your not happy with your food then never make a scene , send it back for a new dish :tounge-in-cheek:

maybe its has way of getting her to do CIM

A take-away near where I use to live ran by British Pakistanis had been found out that they wanking their load in to the Garlic sauce and Mayo sauce.
They were closed down, but reopened a few months after.

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Originally Posted by Oh Kevin

maybe its has way of getting her to do CIM

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Come In My coffee?

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Originally Posted by Floki

A take-away near where I use to live ran by British Pakistanis had been found out that they wanking their load in to the Garlic sauce and Mayo sauce.
They were closed down, but reopened a few months after.

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Were you a customer there, Floki?