Those must be space pants, 'cause your butt is out of this world!
I lost my teddy bear! Will you sleep with me tonight?
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
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Those must be space pants, 'cause your butt is out of this world!
I lost my teddy bear! Will you sleep with me tonight?
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you? is a line with 99% success rate.
Strangely i never needed a chat up line. It was always the other way around
"Girl you must be exghausted cos youve been running through my mind all day." I remember that one from an episode of The Fresh Prince.
I'm gonna have sex with you tonight, so you might as well be there.
I want you to have my children.......... they're in the car outside.
I may be no Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your Bedrock.
Hows your belly for a lodger.
Funny how that one hasn't worked yet.
Would you like to go halves on a bastard.
I've had a few slaps for that one.
You remind me of a spanner cuz every time I see you my nuts tighten