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    Default Chat up lines

    Those must be space pants, 'cause your butt is out of this world!

    I lost my teddy bear! Will you sleep with me tonight?

    You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

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    Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you? is a line with 99% success rate.

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    Strangely i never needed a chat up line. It was always the other way around

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    Quote Originally Posted by An don View Post
    Strangely i never needed a chat up line. It was always the other way around
    Is that since you changed your name to Donna

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    "Girl you must be exghausted cos youve been running through my mind all day." I remember that one from an episode of The Fresh Prince.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rayden View Post
    "Girl you must be exghausted cos youve been running through my mind all day." I remember that one from an episode of The Fresh Prince.
    Well, does it work!!!!

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    I'm gonna have sex with you tonight, so you might as well be there.

    I want you to have my children.......... they're in the car outside.

    I may be no Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your Bedrock.

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    Hows your belly for a lodger.

    Funny how that one hasn't worked yet.

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    Would you like to go halves on a bastard.

    I've had a few slaps for that one.

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    You remind me of a spanner cuz every time I see you my nuts tighten

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