My first time!

The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone
Just her and I
Her hair so soft
Her eyes so blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
To place my hand
On her breasts
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread

Her legs apart
And when she did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came
At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time
Milking a cow!
:D
Any more funny poems out there ya'all???

My Turn..

A fart is a smelly creature

He lives on the planet bum

he penetrates through your knickers

and lets a little hum.

I once wrote what I think is the shortest poem in the English language.

POEM FOR MY GOLDFISH
by anonymouse

A
Wet
Pet!






Thank you.