Awkward... splitting hairs.

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25-07-11, 22:00
Vindictus

Awkward... splitting hairs.

So... there I was, in my new lady's house... drunk, drained, exhausted - cooking one of my specialities for a post-coital feast.
I don't even know what the conversation was about... when -
She turned, looked me in the eyes and asked: "SO, Vindictus, have you ever paid for sex?"
Cue: me rummaging around what remains inside my skull, and eventually saying: "No."

And I did so WITHOUT telling a fib.

Because, as far as I'm concerned, all I've ever paid for is time and companionship.
25-07-11, 22:02
dr love

Good answer .: doc
25-07-11, 22:03
doodlebug

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Originally Posted by Vindictus

So... there I was, in my new lady's house... drunk, drained, exhausted - cooking one of my specialities for a post-coital feast.
I don't even know what the conversation was about... when -
She turned, looked me in the eyes and asked: "SO, Vindictus, have you ever paid for sex?"
Cue: me rummaging around what remains inside my skull, and eventually saying: "No."

And I did so WITHOUT telling a fib.

Because, as far as I'm concerned, all I've ever paid for is time and companionship.

I think you have a career in the legal profession!!! Why did she ask the question in the first place has she been reading the forum? LOL
25-07-11, 22:03
Pinkeye

You could always be realistic, "Guys always pay for sex..they buy flowers, drinks, dinner, presents etc" She mightn't have liked that answer though...maybe yours was better :P
25-07-11, 22:16
Vindictus

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Originally Posted by Pinkeye

You could always be realistic, "Guys always pay for sex..they buy flowers, drinks, dinner, presents etc" She mightn't have liked that answer though...maybe yours was better :P

I think I might have gone down the "Everybody pays for something..." route - but she's not as cynical as a lot of the people here, so wasn't buying it.

Stunning girl, incredibly horny, has been one of my best friends for years....
Hmmmmm - might I be approaching a crossroads??
25-07-11, 22:18
doodlebug

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Originally Posted by Vindictus

I think I might have gone down the "Everybody pays for something..." route - but she's not as cynical as a lot of the people here, so wasn't buying it.

Stunning girl, incredibly horny, has been one of my best friends for years....
Hmmmmm - might I be approaching a crossroads??

Good luck at the crossroads, hope you choose the right road.
25-07-11, 22:19
SR71

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vindictus

So... there I was, in my new lady's house... drunk, drained, exhausted - cooking one of my specialities for a post-coital feast.
I don't even know what the conversation was about... when -
She turned, looked me in the eyes and asked: "SO, Vindictus, have you ever paid for sex?"
Cue: me rummaging around what remains inside my skull, and eventually saying: "No."

And I did so WITHOUT telling a fib.

Because, as far as I'm concerned, all I've ever paid for is time and companionship.

Think she knows the answer,she was just testing you!
25-07-11, 22:58
samlad

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vindictus

So... there I was, in my new lady's house... drunk, drained, exhausted - cooking one of my specialities for a post-coital feast.
I don't even know what the conversation was about... when -
She turned, looked me in the eyes and asked: "SO, Vindictus, have you ever paid for sex?"
Cue: me rummaging around what remains inside my skull, and eventually saying: "No."

And I did so WITHOUT telling a fib.

Because, as far as I'm concerned, all I've ever paid for is time and companionship.

Absolutely ;)
25-07-11, 23:05
Morpheus

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Originally Posted by Vindictus

So... there I was, in my new lady's house... drunk, drained, exhausted - cooking one of my specialities for a post-coital feast.
I don't even know what the conversation was about... when -
She turned, looked me in the eyes and asked: "SO, Vindictus, have you ever paid for sex?"
Cue: me rummaging around what remains inside my skull, and eventually saying: "No."

And I did so WITHOUT telling a fib.

Because, as far as I'm concerned, all I've ever paid for is time and companionship.

It's alwasy a bummer when asked that question! It's that split second of hesistancy in one's reply that makes it sound less convincing! Unless of course you're Bill Clinton who can look the Nation in the eye, palms open (apparently a sure fire way of telling that someone is telling the truth) and say "I did not have sexual relations with that woman!" (Because technically all he did was stick a cigar up her fanny and come all over her dress!) My hero!:D
25-07-11, 23:08
TheCelticDream

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Originally Posted by Vindictus

I think I might have gone down the "Everybody pays for something..." route - but she's not as cynical as a lot of the people here, so wasn't buying it.

Stunning girl, incredibly horny, has been one of my best friends for years....
Hmmmmm - might I be approaching a crossroads??

why did you join here 8months ago if things have been going so great for years?????
25-07-11, 23:31
Morpheus

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Originally Posted by TheCelticDream

why did you join here 8months ago if things have been going so great for years?????

Because there is no such thing as too much sex!!!:D
25-07-11, 23:34
TheCelticDream

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Originally Posted by Morpheus

Because there is no such thing as too much sex!!!:D

with that attitude.....who wouldnt want to marry you?! :)
25-07-11, 23:50
Morpheus

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Originally Posted by TheCelticDream

with that attitude.....who wouldnt want to marry you?! :)

No one!!!!:) Which is why I'm here!:D
26-07-11, 06:16
ThisUserNameIsTaken

She's obviously on to you, she used your user name!!!
26-07-11, 06:19
doodlebug

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Originally Posted by ThisUserNameIsTaken

She's obviously on to you, she used your user name!!!

That was my first reaction, took me a few minutes to realise he used his name as we don't know his real name. LOL
26-07-11, 07:11
Stephanie

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Originally Posted by doodlebug

That was my first reaction, took me a few minutes to realise he used his name as we don't know his real name. LOL

Ah, Doodles, you're quick this morning :)
26-07-11, 07:14
Stephanie

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Originally Posted by TheCelticDream

why did you join here 8months ago if things have been going so great for years?????

If I read it correctly, his NEW Lady is someone he has been FRIENDs with for years.. Just recently turned friendship to

romance? Could be wrong....
26-07-11, 07:31
sperminater

Well as bill Clinton said " I did not have sexual relations with that woman" so we live a lie and that's why we love it here open and honest we can be what we want to be you can talk to an escort and talk about who you've been with hay you can even ask for a friend to join in. I now feel that I'm honest we all have needs but we brush them under the carpet so where dies this lead well I know the road I'm takeing and its a good road....
26-07-11, 08:13
Vindictus

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Originally Posted by Stephanie

If I read it correctly, his NEW Lady is someone he has been FRIENDs with for years.. Just recently turned friendship to

romance? Could be wrong....

Exactly right. Bullseye. Nail on the head.

Beautifully deduced, m'lady.
26-07-11, 08:22
wolfie

The ladys here dont charge for sex.. Its for time and companionship ..... is it not !!
26-07-11, 09:19
doodlebug

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Originally Posted by Stephanie

Ah, Doodles, you're quick this morning :)

thanks Steph, in fairness it was last night that happened and I was feeling a little bit dopey.....don't tell the other seven dwarves they'll be jealous..LOL
26-07-11, 09:26
Stephanie

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Originally Posted by Vindictus

Exactly right. Bullseye. Nail on the head.

Beautifully deduced, m'lady.

I was just trying to help out TheCelticDream to better understand.. :)
26-07-11, 09:34
anon361

If I was to start over again I'd do it on the right footing, I would have been very tempted, in fact I probably would have said yes, especially if it's someone I thought I could make a go of it with, you didn't cheat on her and if she has a problem with it then maybe she's not the one.
26-07-11, 11:16
TheCelticDream

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Originally Posted by Stephanie

I was just trying to help out TheCelticDream to better understand.. :)

nah i understand it clearly, he is still lurking here isnt he?!.......