This is not a severe weather warning but something even more important than that, to all those world cup fans heading off to South Africa, please please please be careful if you decide to partake in the hiring of an Escort, remember its not the same as here!
ALWAYS and i repeat ALWAYS wear a condom, its a very dangerous place.
Please Please Please be careful when your over there!
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09-06-10, 20:40QueenBeePlease Please Please be careful when your over there!
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09-06-10, 20:44Doozer
The cops also have a shoot to kill policy over there so be careful
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09-06-10, 20:47Dirty Harry
best to keep your nose clean and your willie in your trousers .........visit the escorts when you come back home:)
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09-06-10, 20:52roverSee me with my condom on. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by QueenBee
https://www.escort-ireland.com/board...6&d=1276116685 -
09-06-10, 20:54anon361
16% of the population has Aids and over 50% of the expected 40,000 escorts are either infected with HIV or Aids :yikes:
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09-06-10, 20:58trueblood77
there also very fond of the crack and not the irish craic!
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09-06-10, 20:58anon361
Sorry got my figures wrong, thats 40,000 additional escorts will arrive on top of the 100,000 that already work there :yikes::yikes:
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09-06-10, 20:59Quarterpoundher
If you get lost and stop a driver for directions for gods sake don't do it the Irish way and half end up in the car leaning in through the window, they might not know how we do things here and hit the panic button...
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09-06-10, 21:01anon361
'm sure some of the South African ladies would be willing to give you advice if anyone reading is going over, Lynne for one is from SA
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09-06-10, 21:01WestsidexMust write out a list of usernames to send over there.Quote:
Originally Posted by Doozer
BRB,
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09-06-10, 21:02beninpicture the scene a cabbie shoots a paddy pmslQuote:
Originally Posted by Quarterpoundher
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09-06-10, 21:03aml
The world cup could be a disaster with crime rates through the roof,not to mention the hiv/aids problem.I would love to be over at the world cup but from what i heard tickets are not selling particularlly well no doubt due to the problems i mentioned already.
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09-06-10, 21:03Westsidexthe one between the cheeks of their arses?Quote:
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09-06-10, 21:05WestsidexI can assure you all that regardless of how many of you dont come back, our World Cup comp is still going ahead.Quote:
Originally Posted by aml
nothing will stop it,
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09-06-10, 21:05anon361Go and play your game of asteroids, your still in the tournament and holding the show up, you got a walk lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Westsidex
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09-06-10, 21:07SmanDue to some dodgy defending most of us Irish will be enjoying it from afar. Im rootin for USA vs Ingerland but not to the extent that Id travel that far!Quote:
Originally Posted by QueenBee
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09-06-10, 21:07benincan we get henry to take the cab?Quote:
Originally Posted by Quarterpoundher
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09-06-10, 21:13WestsidexJust did and the score never logged.Quote:
Originally Posted by anon361
im out now :-(
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10-06-10, 03:17bhoywondersafe sex is bestQuote:
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10-06-10, 10:15Experienced Punter esqbe careful
dont step out of line over there with the locals I'm told they'll skin u put u in a pot for stew & eat u:eek:..
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10-06-10, 13:20Cable87
And be sure to respect and acknowledge the fact that thanks to the World Cup, thousands of people have been forcefully relocated from their homes so the stadiums could be built, and now have to live in what they refer to as 'Tin Can Town'.
Life in 'Tin Can Town' for the South Africans evicted ahead of World Cup | World news | The Guardian -
10-06-10, 17:41Navillus04
Although the big cities in Brazil dont have a much better crime record than South Africa, think id rather take my chances over there when the 2014 world cup kicks off, think of all those sexy samba girls too :D