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    Default Please Please Please be careful when your over there!

    This is not a severe weather warning but something even more important than that, to all those world cup fans heading off to South Africa, please please please be careful if you decide to partake in the hiring of an Escort, remember its not the same as here!
    ALWAYS and i repeat ALWAYS wear a condom, its a very dangerous place.
    You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time.
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    The cops also have a shoot to kill policy over there so be careful
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    best to keep your nose clean and your willie in your trousers .........visit the escorts when you come back home

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    Quote Originally Posted by QueenBee View Post
    This is not a severe weather warning but something even more important than that, to all those world cup fans heading off to South Africa, please please please be careful if you decide to partake in the hiring of an Escort, remember its not the same as here!
    ALWAYS and i repeat ALWAYS wear a condom, its a very dangerous place.
    See me with my condom on.

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    16% of the population has Aids and over 50% of the expected 40,000 escorts are either infected with HIV or Aids

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    there also very fond of the crack and not the irish craic!

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    Sorry got my figures wrong, thats 40,000 additional escorts will arrive on top of the 100,000 that already work there

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    If you get lost and stop a driver for directions for gods sake don't do it the Irish way and half end up in the car leaning in through the window, they might not know how we do things here and hit the panic button...

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    'm sure some of the South African ladies would be willing to give you advice if anyone reading is going over, Lynne for one is from SA

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doozer View Post
    The cops also have a shoot to kill policy over there
    Must write out a list of usernames to send over there.

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