The Toll

Sooooo.........13 years of punting....with pound to euro equivalent figure the basic cost of an all-in punt was 70 euro in 1997...average of 3 punts per month so thats approx 100 punts in the first four years or approx 7000 euro, then we had the actual change over to the euro and price of a punt unilaterally went up to 100 euro a pop for next two years (at the same rate of 3 per month) so thats approx 6000 euro, and then we entered the present phase of approximately 150 euro per punt (give or take the odd threesome or 2 hour extravaganza) again at the same rate of 3 "adventures" per month thats 26,000 euro....

Plus some sundries: 2 bouts of crabs= 2 cringy visits to the GP and a wholly unnecessary prescription for malathion ointment, total cost 100 euro and a large chunk of dignity

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a recent STI, due to needlessly postponing seeing a GP I ended up making a visit to both a GP (100 euro for visit and labs; two cotton swabs down my japs eye...ah cherished memories) and then a trip to A&E coz I got a secondary infection in my left testicle (swollen ball, excruciating pain, small chance of surgery, time off work, awkward questions, more cherished memories!!) figure with meds etc. over all cost 200 euro....

So there ya go, I dunno folks sometimes I think about these things and wonder about how I'm livin me life (but as I said before, no judgement here, respect to everyone)
hope everyone is doin alright, lincoln

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Originally Posted by Lincoln

Sooooo.........13 years of punting....with pound to euro equivalent figure the basic cost of an all-in punt was 70 euro in 1997...average of 3 punts per month so thats approx 100 punts in the first four years or approx 7000 euro, then we had the actual change over to the euro and price of a punt unilaterally went up to 100 euro a pop for next two years (at the same rate of 3 per month) so thats approx 6000 euro, and then we entered the present phase of approximately 150 euro per punt (give or take the odd threesome or 2 hour extravaganza) again at the same rate of 3 "adventures" per month thats 26,000 euro....

Plus some sundries: 2 bouts of crabs= 2 cringy visits to the GP and a wholly unnecessary prescription for malathion ointment, total cost 100 euro and a large chunk of dignity

and finally

a recent STI, due to needlessly postponing seeing a GP I ended up making a visit to both a GP (100 euro for visit and labs; two cotton swabs down my japs eye...ah cherished memories) and then a trip to A&E coz I got a secondary infection in my left testicle (swollen ball, excruciating pain, small chance of surgery, time off work, awkward questions, more cherished memories!!) figure with meds etc. over all cost 200 euro....

So there ya go, I dunno folks sometimes I think about these things and wonder about how I'm livin me life (but as I said before, no judgement here, respect to everyone)
hope everyone is doin alright, lincoln

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And everyone rushes to your reviews to see if they were with any of the ladies you have been to :o:o:mad:

Another happy customer................

Thanks Lincon............

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Originally Posted by anon361

And everyone rushes to your reviews to see if they were with any of the ladies you have been to :o:o:mad:

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I only had a few massages with hand relief recently, I promise you all that I havent been going around profligately spreading the "joy"...but a fair point sir, hell I know I'd be checkin recent reviews out if I had read that, but I know the (very recent) time I got infected, and I know I've had my body fluids in control (a couple of hand jobs not-with-standing) since then.

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Originally Posted by luther

Another happy customer................

Thanks Lincon............

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Ah Hell Luther I don't want to be bringing any one down, I just got all reflective recently......

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I only had a few massages with hand relief recently, I promise you all that I havent been going around profligately spreading the "joy"...but a fair point sir, hell I know I'd be checkin recent reviews out if I had read that, but I know the (very recent) time I got infected, and I know I've had my body fluids in control (a couple of hand jobs not-with-standing) since then.

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Well Thank you Sir for your consideration, glad you had fun along the way, as have I, luckily I have been able to avoid any mishaps along the way, fingers crossed, touch wood and all that :D

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Originally Posted by anon361

Well Thank you Sir for your consideration, glad you had fun along the way, as have I, luckily I have been able to avoid any mishaps along the way, fingers crossed, touch wood and all that :D

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More power to you old boy, and as you continue on your way merely let simple precaution be your only guide-post.
:)

It was not an escort on E-I that I had my misadventure with, unfortunately I went off the safe and well beaten path for a cheap thrill....

fuck it, its done, and the meds worked a treat, incidentally

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Originally Posted by Lincoln

Sooooo.........13 years of punting....with pound to euro equivalent figure the basic cost of an all-in punt was 70 euro in 1997...average of 3 punts per month so thats approx 100 punts in the first four years or approx 7000 euro, then we had the actual change over to the euro and price of a punt unilaterally went up to 100 euro a pop for next two years (at the same rate of 3 per month) so thats approx 6000 euro, and then we entered the present phase of approximately 150 euro per punt (give or take the odd threesome or 2 hour extravaganza) again at the same rate of 3 "adventures" per month thats 26,000 euro....

Plus some sundries: 2 bouts of crabs= 2 cringy visits to the GP and a wholly unnecessary prescription for malathion ointment, total cost 100 euro and a large chunk of dignity

and finally

a recent STI, due to needlessly postponing seeing a GP I ended up making a visit to both a GP (100 euro for visit and labs; two cotton swabs down my japs eye...ah cherished memories) and then a trip to A&E coz I got a secondary infection in my left testicle (swollen ball, excruciating pain, small chance of surgery, time off work, awkward questions, more cherished memories!!) figure with meds etc. over all cost 200 euro....

So there ya go, I dunno folks sometimes I think about these things and wonder about how I'm livin me life (but as I said before, no judgement here, respect to everyone)
hope everyone is doin alright, lincoln

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OMG will somebody play the violin please:D:D

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Originally Posted by Dirty Harry

OMG will somebody play the violin please:D:D

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Bejaysus Harry, a heart of stone over there!!!

ah, I know I was only statin the obvious, my experiences' no different than anyone elses....

still and all tho...at least I have some idea what a Mike Tyson upper cut to the balls might feel like...
:)

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Bejaysus Harry, a heart of stone over there!!!

ah, I know I was only statin the obvious, my experiences' no different than anyone elses....

still and all tho...at least I have some idea what a Mike Tyson upper cut to the balls might feel like...
:)

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oh please stop my poor violin just cant take any more sad songs;):D:D

Interesting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lincoln
468 punts
3 STDs
Infection rate of 0.64% or one in every 156 punts.

Whiteknight111
50 punts approx Mostly with same three escorts
1 STD (from OWO)
Infection rate of 2% or one in every 50 punts.


Lincoln Was that from OWO?
We should compile this data for everyone get an idea of risk.
With this data in hand We could apply risk managment theories to your
sexual health.

Whos next to take the floor?:confused:

Would a crab infestation necessarily be considered an STD??? We have to use the broader category of STI I feel....

The infection rate is pretty low I must admit but having said that the grief it caused was pretty heinous (and bear in mind I'm not even in a relationship).

So Whitenight111 you have my tally at 470 odd......one stat that i find comforting there is that out of that 470 I only had to endure 20 or so horror-shows, you know the one where she is dry, disinterested/bored and stares daggers at you as you try to jerk off your half limp cock (just sheer soul lacerating torture).

Fyi, infection was via bareback sex in a Chinese massage parlour (i need to have my head examined). Incidentally I went back to tell her what happened but she ain't there anymore