Chloe, Chloe do you read me. Damn this receiver it's not working. What am I going to do without Chloe holding my hand. I'm stuck in this bloody toilet and theres no toilet roll. What am I going to do. I'll try one more time, Chloe do you copy. Fuck I'm all on my own. I heard of going dark but this is ridiculous. Theres only one way out of this. Use my socks to clean myself. I just hope the President never finds out about this. I'm tackling terrorists for years and I can't even do the toilet on my own. Where am I anyhow. A place called E-I. There must be some terrorists to deal with here. I've wasted enough time in here time to go and flush the toilet and off I go to save the world again. That was some experience the first time in 7 years I've been to the toilet.
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24-01-09, 22:45Jack BauerThe following takes place between 10pm and 11pm
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24-01-09, 22:57Mousey
An hour's a long time to be stuck in the shitter, Jack.
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24-01-09, 22:59Jack Bauer
I think they did mouse. That's the last time I eat cheese.
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25-01-09, 11:33roverQuote:
Originally Posted by Jack Bauer
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25-01-09, 12:27Jack Bauer
Very good, Rover and out.
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25-01-09, 14:42conkerssorry confused firts time user
any advice on long legged escots who give a good massage and face sitting
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25-01-09, 17:59Liz McDonald
Your in the wrong section lad. Go over to generla chat or client requests. You'll get all you need there luv. I have long legs and can sit on your face. I wouldn't recommend it after eating posh nosh :eek: :eek:
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25-01-09, 20:25FootlongYou can sit on my face anyday Liz, with or without posh nosh.:D:D:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Liz McDonald
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27-01-09, 20:23da burka boyzjus do what we do man. wipe wiv da left, eat wiv da right :eek::eek::eek: if n u lookin fo terra rasts look no furda j man we iz bin ere fo like months bro, u could'nt find a moustache in mecca man u iz as lame ass as gene da lardy ass copperQuote:
Originally Posted by Jack Bauer
n put dat chloe in a burka right now befo we smack da bitch up burka boyz styley -
28-01-09, 00:45Patricia
Look out for the English ladies Jack :eek:
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28-01-09, 10:01da burka boyzeggzactlywhatcha fink wez talkin man:confused::confused: wez talkin da queens enggalish aint wez:confused: n put on sum clothes u iz n a affront ta islam u izQuote:
Originally Posted by Patricia
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28-01-09, 10:42Jack BauerThanks for the advice Patricia. I've been told that about the English ladies. You can't trust them or believe a word they say.Quote:
Originally Posted by Patricia
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28-01-09, 12:15gene huntOI you lot :mad: aladdin and your curly toed, kebab munchin bunch :mad:Quote:
Originally Posted by da burka boyz
you think you have outwitted the forces of british justice :(
we have located the corner shop where you lot are holed up AND
we know for a fact, cos a little dicky bird told us, that you have WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION:D
so prepare to have the poxy corner shop invaded gunga din :D
and just to let you know of the newest employee in british police intelligence
THIS MAN WILL SMOKE YOUS OUT
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28-01-09, 14:01Blanche Hunt
Gene my long lost son I've found you at last. Here of all places. Tell me what in the hell are you doing with all these prostitutes.
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28-01-09, 14:32gene huntPROSTITUTES MOTHER :confused::confused::confused::confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by Blanche Hunt
:mad:
none of my snitches told me anything about PROSTITUTES :eek:
i,ve been getting it for FREE right left and centre :D
there,s this liz one - Skirt no bigger than a belt, too much eyeliner, and roots as dark as her soul! :cool:
anyway, i,m here representing the stature of great british policing as all those criminals on e-i can tell you ;) :D
great to see you here mum, dont tell that psycho Dierdre you seen me :)
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28-01-09, 14:41Blanche Hunt
That's what I said flaming prostitues, hookers, tarts, sluts, jezebels, lying, cheating, backstabbing hussies. Don't say I didn't warn you.
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28-01-09, 15:38gene huntok mum, i get the message.:oQuote:
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28-01-09, 21:16Hot LizzyQuote:
Originally Posted by Blanche Hunt
You mean thats Deidres brother Gene..........why didn't he do anything when she got mixed up with that no good man that worked in the shop in the airport Tie Rack I think and pretended he was a pillot - oh Blanche how you could of done with Gene then - Don't worry all down my street wrote to Tony Blurrrrrrrrrr to get her freed.
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28-01-09, 21:33Liz McDonaldTut tut tut you shouldn't be saying such things about yourself :p:p:pQuote:
Originally Posted by Hot Lizzy
I think this should wipe the smile from your face. Who did you annoy that night. :D :D
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28-01-09, 21:44lutherHard to narrow it down.....Quote:
Originally Posted by Liz McDonald
Sorry Lizzy... But that's funny ....... not saying it's true ...... but it's funny..
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28-01-09, 21:48Liz McDonald
I think she's gone off in a huff. Something I said :p:p:p
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28-01-09, 23:05carlos marvadoYou're lucky Luther, I actually shat myself.Quote:
Originally Posted by luther
But on a more serious note, I would never condone anybody using that foul term of abuse towards a woman. I'm surprised that it was'nt spotted by the mods or somebody else before this.....ffs it's been lurking in there since early December.
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28-01-09, 23:27Hot LizzyQuote:
Originally Posted by luther
Makes you wonder who this horrible person is really - probably the nutter that is writing a blog on e-blogger about poor dolly and me - dolly cares i dont give a shit - i cant believe anyone can be bothered.........
Anyway........thanks luther its not nice but then on this site anything said against me gets left on cos they think its clever - i obviously think its in very poor taste but then so is her hotpot - vile now that betty is gone.
Love you Luther - thanks for some kind words makes a change, always apreciated though.
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29-01-09, 00:31lutherThis reminds me.....Quote:
Originally Posted by carlos marvado
I was in a general goods/hardware shop one day when a lady of a certain vintage came in....
After a few minutes of looking around she was approached by a young male member of staff who asked the lady did she need any help....... to which she replied "I'm looking for tongs"..... After a few seconds of silence the young man replied "I'm sorry?????".....
To which the lady again said "tongs, tongs, you know...... tongs"......... After a longer period of silence and a with a great look of puzzlement on the young mans face he eventually plucked up the courage to ask the lady again in a questioning voice...... "underwear?????"
True story ..... If you don't get it you had to be there......
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29-01-09, 12:14Liz McDonaldI'll lend you a pair of my thongs big boy. It's either that or you use Blanches :eek:;eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by carlos marvado
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29-01-09, 12:21Bigbadjohnits probably a comment about me :(:oQuote:
Originally Posted by Liz McDonald
i was THE original LIZ around here, after all ;) :D :D :D
do yous remember this
https://www.escort-ireland.com/board...g-mouth-2.html
https://www.escort-ireland.com/board...html#post39290
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29-01-09, 12:48Hot LizzyQuote:
Originally Posted by Bigbadjohn
Aye Up big bad
You know that twent me what wrote that luv.........how did you know that i was going to be goint to Dublin next month.........can't wait once the school hollibobs are over........
Thanks mate but i think we both know that the real nasty bird on this board is that Bev Callard now.......... still she isn't queen of the soaps cos she isnt in their for the rest of her days - I am and i love it.........best place to be cos the rest is so bloody boring.
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29-01-09, 13:00Liz McDonald
It all make sense now. That's why everyone thought Liz and BBJ were the same person because they were :D :D. You can dress up in my clothes anytime bigboy. Stick with me BBJ, I won't treat you like dirt like she does. Your her biggest fan and she won't let you see her. Something strange there. She's even making fun of you calling you clown boy. Shows you how much respect she has for you. I'll see you Big boy and I'll give you a real good time. I'll make you feel like a king. I'll talk to you on msn later and we'll arrange details.
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29-01-09, 13:56carlos marvadoThanks for the kind offer Liz. I'll settle for a nice pair of yours and Blanche can donate hers to Kirk. That berk would probably only wear them on his head anyway. :D:D:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Liz McDonald
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29-01-09, 16:09Hot LizzyQuote:
Originally Posted by carlos marvado
Carlos how dare you call my Kirky a Berk........how rude are you......go wash your mouth immediately.
You know as well as i that Blanche gives them to Emily to take to her hospital charity shop ohhhhhhhh shame on you carlos - and if you think you could get into Ms Callards G-string think again - only person that has acccess there is her Lloyd.
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29-01-09, 16:56Liz McDonaldYour right Carlos he is a berk :D:DQuote:
Originally Posted by carlos marvado
How do you fancy been my king of the forums?