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  1. Question The following takes place between 10pm and 11pm

    Chloe, Chloe do you read me. Damn this receiver it's not working. What am I going to do without Chloe holding my hand. I'm stuck in this bloody toilet and theres no toilet roll. What am I going to do. I'll try one more time, Chloe do you copy. Fuck I'm all on my own. I heard of going dark but this is ridiculous. Theres only one way out of this. Use my socks to clean myself. I just hope the President never finds out about this. I'm tackling terrorists for years and I can't even do the toilet on my own. Where am I anyhow. A place called E-I. There must be some terrorists to deal with here. I've wasted enough time in here time to go and flush the toilet and off I go to save the world again. That was some experience the first time in 7 years I've been to the toilet.

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    An hour's a long time to be stuck in the shitter, Jack.

    Maybe those nasty terrorists put something in your food?

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    I think they did mouse. That's the last time I eat cheese.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Bauer View Post
    Chloe, Chloe do you read me. Damn this receiver it's not working. What am I going to do without Chloe holding my hand. I'm stuck in this bloody toilet and theres no toilet roll. What am I going to do. I'll try one more time, Chloe do you copy. Fuck I'm all on my own. I heard of going dark but this is ridiculous. Theres only one way out of this. Use my socks to clean myself. I just hope the President never finds out about this. I'm tackling terrorists for years and I can't even do the toilet on my own. Where am I anyhow. A place called E-I. There must be some terrorists to deal with here. I've wasted enough time in here time to go and flush the toilet and off I go to save the world again. That was some experience the first time in 7 years I've been to the toilet.

    You'd better get in touch with CTU (Clean Toilet Rolls Update)

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    Very good, Rover and out.

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    Default sorry confused firts time user

    any advice on long legged escots who give a good massage and face sitting

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    Your in the wrong section lad. Go over to generla chat or client requests. You'll get all you need there luv. I have long legs and can sit on your face. I wouldn't recommend it after eating posh nosh
    I'm the real Liz, Queen of Soaps!!! Fancy a Hot Pot with Liz, have a good lick yummy!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Liz McDonald View Post
    Your in the wrong section lad. Go over to generla chat or client requests. You'll get all you need there luv. I have long legs and can sit on your face. I wouldn't recommend it after eating posh nosh
    You can sit on my face anyday Liz, with or without posh nosh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Bauer View Post
    Chloe, Chloe do you read me. Damn this receiver it's not working. What am I going to do without Chloe holding my hand. I'm stuck in this bloody toilet and theres no toilet roll. What am I going to do. I'll try one more time, Chloe do you copy. Fuck I'm all on my own. I heard of going dark but this is ridiculous. Theres only one way out of this. Use my socks to clean myself. I just hope the President never finds out about this. I'm tackling terrorists for years and I can't even do the toilet on my own. Where am I anyhow. A place called E-I. There must be some terrorists to deal with here. I've wasted enough time in here time to go and flush the toilet and off I go to save the world again. That was some experience the first time in 7 years I've been to the toilet.
    jus do what we do man. wipe wiv da left, eat wiv da right if n u lookin fo terra rasts look no furda j man we iz bin ere fo like months bro, u could'nt find a moustache in mecca man u iz as lame ass as gene da lardy ass copper

    n put dat chloe in a burka right now befo we smack da bitch up burka boyz styley
    Last edited by da burka boyz; 27-01-09 at 21:26. Reason: givin it large ta chloe

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    Look out for the English ladies Jack
    As anyone who has followed your career knows, terrorists nearly always speak with an English accent.

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