Patience has its own reward

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28-04-15, 22:36
zoozoozoo

Patience has its own reward

So - A single farmer , living alone and one day his sow ( female pig ) has 6 little piglets , he of course is delighted with the extra income and before retiring for the night he makes sure everything in the sty is locked up and mother pig and piglets are all ok . Next morning on checking on things he discovers that one of the piglets is gone , nothing to do but grin and bear it and take more care next time . He says nothing to any one about his loss but endeavours to be more watchful in future
2 years pass by until one evening he is having a drink with a close neighbour who asks
" Did you ever find out who took that piglet from you a couple of years ago "

" Not till now replies the farmer "

How patient are you ?
28-04-15, 22:40
Meursault

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28-04-15, 22:44
Naughtynatalie

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Originally Posted by zoozoozoo

So - A single farmer , living alone and one day his sow ( female pig ) has 6 little piglets , he of course is delighted with the extra income and before retiring for the night he makes sure everything in the sty is locked up and mother pig and piglets are all ok . Next morning on checking on things he discovers that one of the piglets is gone , nothing to do but grin and bear it and take more care next time . He says nothing to any one about his loss but endeavours to be more watchful in future
2 years pass by until one evening he is having a drink with a close neighbour who asks
" Did you ever find out who took that piglet from you a couple of years ago "

" Not till now replies the farmer "

How patient are you ?

it depends .......... with kids or elderly people I have all the patience in the world but I have no time at all for idiots & I cant stand waiting in queues.
28-04-15, 23:38
nonpareil

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Originally Posted by Naughtynatalie

it depends .......... with kids or elderly people I have all the patience in the world but I have no time at all for idiots & I cant stand waiting in queues.

I'm in my second childhood,
Be patient,
but then I am an idiot:confused:
28-04-15, 23:39
UB40

Sometimes when you are ringing an escort you have to have the patience of Job to get a reply!!
28-04-15, 23:41
nonpareil

Patience is a virtue, have it if you can,

It's always in a woman, but never in a man.

A typical old wives tale.:D
28-04-15, 23:44
nonpareil

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Originally Posted by UB40

Sometimes when you are ringing an escort you have to have the patience of Job to get a reply!!

See Rebecca thread.

But then , all good things come to him who waits.
29-04-15, 00:04
Naughtynatalie

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Originally Posted by nonpareil

I'm in my second childhood,
Be patient,
but then I am an idiot:confused:

I'm oldschool so have no problem in giving an idiot 'adult child' a good adult-spank
29-04-15, 00:05
Naughtynatalie

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Originally Posted by nonpareil

Patience is a virtue, have it if you can,

It's always in a woman, but never in a man.

A typical old wives tale.:D

never heard that before, love it & so true ;)
29-04-15, 00:10
mature abby

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Originally Posted by Naughtynatalie

it depends .......... with kids or elderly people I have all the patience in the world but I have no time at all for idiots & I cant stand waiting in queues.

Snap i hate queuing , If the que in a shop is long il put item back x
29-04-15, 00:13
Naughtynatalie

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Originally Posted by mature abby

Snap i hate queuing , If the que in a shop is long il put item back x

Me too & I wont go to a club, eat in a restaurant or go cinema if there is queues.
The only place I will queue is a bar & when you stick your tits out you dont have to wait long :D x
29-04-15, 01:21
zoozoozoo

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Originally Posted by Naughtynatalie

Me too & I wont go to a club, eat in a restaurant or go cinema if there is queues.
The only place I will queue is a bar & when you stick your tits out you dont have to wait long :D x

Thsts cause the barman dont need a tray
29-04-15, 06:22
SteveB

Show me someone with patience, and I will show you someone with too much time on their hands. :D
29-04-15, 06:48
SteveB

[With apologies to Andrew Marvell]

Had we but world enough, and time,
This patience, would be no crime
29-04-15, 06:57
slavetoyou

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Originally Posted by SteveB

Show me someone with patience, and I will show you someone with too much time on their hands. :D

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29-04-15, 08:00
tom sand

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Originally Posted by zoozoozoo

So - A single farmer , living alone and one day his sow ( female pig ) has 6 little piglets , he of course is delighted with the extra income and before retiring for the night he makes sure everything in the sty is locked up and mother pig and piglets are all ok . Next morning on checking on things he discovers that one of the piglets is gone , nothing to do but grin and bear it and take more care next time . He says nothing to any one about his loss but endeavours to be more watchful in future
2 years pass by until one evening he is having a drink with a close neighbour who asks
" Did you ever find out who took that piglet from you a couple of years ago "

" Not till now replies the farmer "

How patient are you ?

i got some thing completely different from that
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29-04-15, 08:39
nonpareil

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Originally Posted by tom sand

i got some thing completely different from that
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In Vino Veritas.