.... I mean how many variations can there be?
I am not circumcised, so I would violently stroke my large penis with a firm grip up and down, with my foreskin acting as an anti-friction device, till I spew.
I know you circumcised lads must lubricate (I assume so ...) but is your modus operandi any different. Sandy seems to believe we all do it differently. Maybe we do... hence this thread.
TBH, I have never witnessed any man wanking in my company, so really cant tell... well, except for my baby boy, but then Clyde is not REALLY that testosterone plentiful as the rest of us....
So how do you wank?.....Quote:
Originally Posted by Sexy Sandy 69
Do men really wank differently...
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27-02-15, 15:03JAMESCORKDo men really wank differently...
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27-02-15, 15:12tom sand
we are all difference james
just like the Best ways to make a women cum thread
but i am two shy for this thread
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27-02-15, 15:26Young BangerJames, I thought you had ladies at your beck and call to do this for you, anyway don't men stop wanking when they get to a certain age, whats it called again, yeah the male menopause :oQuote:
Originally Posted by JAMESCORK
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27-02-15, 15:29Sexy Sandy 69
Some of you wank hard, some wank slowly, some rub the head of their cock, others squeeze their balls whilst wanking to mention some of the ways I've seen guys wank themselves.
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27-02-15, 16:52funlover12
talking about men wanking is a bit like talking about women farting, we all know they do it its just no one wants to talk about it
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27-02-15, 16:52Ladyvonteese
And let no forget the "no-hands" wank some of you guys do! Not sure if a woman can also wank like that but would love to know. Loll
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27-02-15, 17:07JAMESCORKYeah, but a lot of 'em are useless... I mean how hard is it... (unintentional pun there, but there nonetheless..).Quote:
Originally Posted by Young Banger
Some girls are excellent though... here's one for ya...... Talented girl..
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Fair play Sandy, I had no idea of the variations... I have just realised I'm a boring wanker.. (again, unintentional pun there, but there nonetheless..).
Why do guys have this hang up about wanking anyway...Lets face it, we all do it as Funlover has said. Therefore it is safe to assume that Funlover is a wanker... In fact we are all wankers.... :D -
27-02-15, 17:08SteveB
James Cork is to be applauded for starting a thread on masturbation.
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27-02-15, 17:10JAMESCORKWTF.... How could a guy wank with no hands FFS...Quote:
Originally Posted by Ladyvonteese
BTW... whats a wanking sock, and how do you use it...
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27-02-15, 17:16Young BangerWe are, some more than most, I'm off now, first of the day, this going to be goodQuote:
Originally Posted by JAMESCORK
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27-02-15, 18:21Clyde
Stop wanking ag my pic ya langer.
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27-02-15, 18:42JAMESCORKThat's a very emphatic "yes".... How do you know?Quote:
Originally Posted by irishdeltaforce
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27-02-15, 18:47tom sand
Fair play Sandy, I had no idea of the variations... I have just realised I'm a boring wanker.. (again, unintentional pun there, but there nonetheless..).
Why do guys have this hang up about wanking anyway...Lets face it, we all do it as Funlover has said. Therefore it is safe to assume that Funlover is a wanker... In fact we are all wankers.... :D[/QUOTE]
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27-02-15, 18:55JAMESCORKQuote:
Originally Posted by tom sand
yes
funlover is a wanker:D[/QUOTE]
Eh... So are you Tom.... Come on Lad, admit it...
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27-02-15, 19:01tom sand
no james
thanks for the laugh tho
i know every guy like,s master......bates in downton abbey
not me tho
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27-02-15, 19:11tom sandIDFQuote:
Originally Posted by irishdeltaforce
I will give you this
every guy masterbates
every guy:)
you with me ?
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27-02-15, 19:15JAMESCORKWait. You're not a guy?.. You're a bird?!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by tom sand
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27-02-15, 19:32SmallHornhttps://bunkstrutts.files.wordpress....potoo-bird.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by JAMESCORK
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27-02-15, 19:33SmallHorn
Masterbation is overrated, but I still need to do it daily.
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27-02-15, 19:46tom sandno james i am a manQuote:
Originally Posted by JAMESCORK
god thats sounds good
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27-02-15, 19:47SmallHornA feminine manQuote:
Originally Posted by tom sand
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27-02-15, 19:50tom sandnoQuote:
Originally Posted by SmallHorn
get lost smallhorn
i will slap your ass
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27-02-15, 19:53SmallHorn
Try it bitch and Ill pluck all your feathers
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27-02-15, 20:30Ladyvonteese
The no hands wank some guys do it when they put a towel under themselves, lay flat (face down) and rub their bodies like a whale out of water "hence the no hands wank", but only met two of these types who wank like this while been in Ireland.
And yes of course I am serious just encase its a piss take, the sock is just a normal one honey, well for some of the very young guys still living at home with mummy or who want me to be their mummy.x
Lady Von Teese
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27-02-15, 20:34Ted Baxter
Wanking is done best in private and after all you need to concentration and you can't Really do it with distraction going on in the background with a Crowd!!!!
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27-02-15, 20:39tom sandsmalhornQuote:
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27-02-15, 20:44tom sand
[QUOTE=Ladyvonteese;1515077]The no hands wank some guys do it when they put a towel under themselves, lay flat (face down) and rub their bodies like a whale out of water "hence the no hands wank", but only met two of these types who wank like this while been in Ireland.
And yes of course I am serious just encase its a piss take, the sock is just a normal one honey, well for some of the very young guys still living at home with mummy or who want me to be their mummy.x
Lady Von Teese
Thanks LVTQuote:
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I think they have a magic wand
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27-02-15, 20:46Ladyvonteese
I am guessing you have not gone to some of the same clubs I have gone to in London and around the world honey as I am sure there is very many that would totally disagree with your statement who have been. x
All the best
Lady Von Teese
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27-02-15, 20:47Meursaulthttp://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...Dead+hand+gangQuote:
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27-02-15, 21:04Ladyvonteese
Lol loll Good one honey, just want I needed something to remind me of my young ex. loll
Lady Von Teese
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27-02-15, 21:41Meursaultyou should watch the inbetweeners. very funnyQuote:
Originally Posted by Ladyvonteese
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27-02-15, 23:06MartinR
of course all men do it...but some of us are way more creative........
or maybe just so horny that we get incredibly weird and dirty....
i know some guy thats cut a hole in a watermelon....
and iv heard of guys doing the sit on hand to numb it method....
hell iv even heard of guys using the hoover lmao!
me?....i usually go for the normal standard wank.
flesh lights can be awesome though.
and one time....there was a back massager in the house. i was horny. no one was in. now this was a plug in and vibrate thing. it had two spheres that just vibrated so.....i turned it on, stuck a video on and placed it on the fernum of my cock.
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27-02-15, 23:50UB40
Thus could be the first of a spate of wanking threads -just think you could have-
Wanking outdoors
Wanking to music
Marathon wanking
Mutual wanking
Wanking in a car
When did you start wanking
Why wank when an escort is at the end of a phone
Some girls say that some callers actually wank when they are on the phone to escorts
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01-03-15, 01:25joggon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzjeAaLbM5k
Pornhub have created a revolutionary gadget which harnesses the energy garnered from masturbation - because the energy crisis.
The wearable 'wankband' will let you charge your everyday gadgets by harnessing the energy created during your alone times.
"Every day, millions of hours of adult content are consumed online, wasting energy in the process and hurting the environment", Pornhub say. "At Pornhub we decided to do something about it."
The 'wankband' creates power when moved in an up and down motion. It has a kinetic charger inside stores the electricity generated.
It's still in the develoment phase and Pornhub are looking for testers... So eh, if that interests you... -
01-03-15, 01:33JiberjabberQuote:
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The ethical way to wind up your wristwatch every morning :) -
01-03-15, 08:41ParkerYou must be really bored talk about banal threadsQuote:
Originally Posted by JAMESCORK
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01-03-15, 09:38Lawrence O
It's like fingerprints or the lines on your palm, everybody has a different style !!
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01-03-15, 11:38samlad
Circumcised bloke walks into Asda one day and waltzes up to the customer service desk.
"Can I help you, sir?", asks a lady behind the counter.
The gent unzips his fly and slaps his dick on the desk top.
"W-what are you doing, sir?!" exclaims the lady.
"I'd like to see you try and roll that back!" replied the man.
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