How long does it take to undress?

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10-12-14, 18:46
bollocks

How long does it take to undress?

I reckon that I can do it in 2 mins, and about 5 mins to get dressed

At say 3 euros a minute, thats a loss of 21 euro

And then there is the shower,,,takes a minute to warm up and another min to adjust temp so that you dont get burnt,,,or frozen

then the shower

and then the time drying which is at least 90 seconds

Expensive hobby,,,before one gets down to business
10-12-14, 18:53
dr love

Pmsl !!!!!! .: doc
10-12-14, 18:57
Petros

Quote:

Originally Posted by bollocks

Expensive hobby,,,before one gets down to business

Perhaps you need to find a hobby that does not involve washing and removing your clothes?
10-12-14, 19:14
SmallHorn

Quote:

Originally Posted by bollocks

I reckon that I can do it in 2 mins, and about 5 mins to get dressed

At say 3 euros a minute, thats a loss of 21 euro

And then there is the shower,,,takes a minute to warm up and another min to adjust temp so that you dont get burnt,,,or frozen

then the shower

and then the time drying which is at least 90 seconds

Expensive hobby,,,before one gets down to business

Takes me forever to dry myself,
Im not satisfied unless every bit of me is dried properly.

Hint of ocd maybe

Or maybe cos Im checking myself out in the mirror
10-12-14, 19:30
WatWatWat

When I think of all the hours I've spent admiring myself and shooting the guns in the bathroom mirror of an escorts apartment.

All that money. What I could have bought. Truth is I'm just to good looking.
10-12-14, 19:35
Red79

Quote:

Originally Posted by bollocks

I reckon that I can do it in 2 mins, and about 5 mins to get dressed

At say 3 euros a minute, thats a loss of 21 euro

And then there is the shower,,,takes a minute to warm up and another min to adjust temp so that you dont get burnt,,,or frozen

then the shower

and then the time drying which is at least 90 seconds

Expensive hobby,,,before one gets down to business

A mate of mine who's A (rather quick witted) wheelchair user has concerns about this. Reckons he's hesitant to book an escort as it might cost him £160 to get his boots off! Lol
10-12-14, 19:39
Naughtynatalie

http://i.imgur.com/mUJwKN7.png :D
10-12-14, 19:40
Elizaparkeruk

Red79

Your friend should book an out call. No traveling needed and he can wear just a robe. Undressing time= 2seconds
10-12-14, 19:57
dob

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Originally Posted by Ketchup

There's no one making you go, is there.

True, true

Maybe bollocks you should wear a sheet, you know like Ghandi used to wear
https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/i...dIJc6zWjB1wR-e

Shouldn't take too long to remove
10-12-14, 20:32
greenie

Quote:

Originally Posted by bollocks

I reckon that I can do it in 2 mins, and about 5 mins to get dressed

At say 3 euros a minute, thats a loss of 21 euro

And then there is the shower,,,takes a minute to warm up and another min to adjust temp so that you dont get burnt,,,or frozen

then the shower

and then the time drying which is at least 90 seconds

Expensive hobby,,,before one gets down to business

:D
What is the short walk to the front door costing in real terms?
Maybe agood idea to include some efficiency tips in Decembers edition of Punters Only newsletter...You know the one that the escorts are not aware exists.
10-12-14, 20:36
eirefella

Inviting the lady into the shower with you makes good financial sense, everyone's naked, everyone's clean, everyone's happy too ;)
10-12-14, 21:27
hotguy

I usually undress in the lift and have a 20 second cold shower! It saves me a fortune.
The shower itself is just routine as I usually have at least 2 showers on the day of an appointment.
10-12-14, 21:43
SmallHorn

Quote:

Originally Posted by eirefella

Inviting the lady into the shower with you makes good financial sense, everyone's naked, everyone's clean, everyone's happy too ;)

Can get a bit cramped in there though.

End up elbowing each other in the face
10-12-14, 21:59
jamieboyo

Quote:

Originally Posted by bollocks

I reckon that I can do it in 2 mins, and about 5 mins to get dressed

At say 3 euros a minute, thats a loss of 21 euro

And then there is the shower,,,takes a minute to warm up and another min to adjust temp so that you dont get burnt,,,or frozen

then the shower

and then the time drying which is at least 90 seconds

Expensive hobby,,,before one gets down to business

Holy moly!

I knew their had to be a reason for Lycra pants!
And now I've found it :D
10-12-14, 23:42
bollocks

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmallHorn

Takes me forever to dry myself,
Im not satisfied unless every bit of me is dried properly.

Hint of ocd maybe

Or maybe cos Im checking myself out in the mirror

One girl insists on drying me....................of course,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

I love that
10-12-14, 23:44
bollocks

Quote:

Originally Posted by eirefella

Inviting the lady into the shower with you makes good financial sense, everyone's naked, everyone's clean, everyone's happy too ;)

would love that,,,,,,,,,,,,but the showers are to small for two....sometimes they will rub on the soap from outside which can be nice and slippery
10-12-14, 23:48
Merryman

Quote:

Originally Posted by WatWatWat

When I think of all the hours I've spent admiring myself and shooting the guns in the bathroom mirror of an escorts apartment.

All that money. What I could have bought. Truth is I'm just to good looking.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQkpes3dgzg

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10-12-14, 23:52
willie wacker

http://data2.whicdn.com/images/150800419/large.jpg
11-12-14, 00:08
bollocks

Quote:

Originally Posted by Merryman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQkpes3dgzg

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Do you shoot through the door?