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    Default How long does it take to undress?

    I reckon that I can do it in 2 mins, and about 5 mins to get dressed

    At say 3 euros a minute, thats a loss of 21 euro

    And then there is the shower,,,takes a minute to warm up and another min to adjust temp so that you dont get burnt,,,or frozen

    then the shower

    and then the time drying which is at least 90 seconds

    Expensive hobby,,,before one gets down to business

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    There's no one making you go, is there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bollocks View Post
    Expensive hobby,,,before one gets down to business
    Perhaps you need to find a hobby that does not involve washing and removing your clothes?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bollocks View Post
    I reckon that I can do it in 2 mins, and about 5 mins to get dressed

    At say 3 euros a minute, thats a loss of 21 euro

    And then there is the shower,,,takes a minute to warm up and another min to adjust temp so that you dont get burnt,,,or frozen

    then the shower

    and then the time drying which is at least 90 seconds

    Expensive hobby,,,before one gets down to business
    Takes me forever to dry myself,
    Im not satisfied unless every bit of me is dried properly.

    Hint of ocd maybe

    Or maybe cos Im checking myself out in the mirror

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    When I think of all the hours I've spent admiring myself and shooting the guns in the bathroom mirror of an escorts apartment.

    All that money. What I could have bought. Truth is I'm just to good looking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bollocks View Post
    I reckon that I can do it in 2 mins, and about 5 mins to get dressed

    At say 3 euros a minute, thats a loss of 21 euro

    And then there is the shower,,,takes a minute to warm up and another min to adjust temp so that you dont get burnt,,,or frozen

    then the shower

    and then the time drying which is at least 90 seconds

    Expensive hobby,,,before one gets down to business
    A mate of mine who's A (rather quick witted) wheelchair user has concerns about this. Reckons he's hesitant to book an escort as it might cost him 」160 to get his boots off! Lol
    The above post, and many post on e-i, is for humour and myrth and therefore cannot be taken as intelligent or well grammatically/factually engineered.

    This man is not clever

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    Red79

    Your friend should book an out call. No traveling needed and he can wear just a robe. Undressing time= 2seconds
    Your Sexy little Adiction is back in Ireland this October. Dublin 6th-8th of October and then Belfast 9th - 13th of October. Book in Advance as I am a long booking specialist. lips and all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ketchup View Post
    There's no one making you go, is there.
    True, true

    Maybe bollocks you should wear a sheet, you know like Ghandi used to wear


    Shouldn't take too long to remove

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