Does the missus give you a blowjob or VV?

I'm married over 15years now and she won't give me a blow-job or even in from behind. Our early sex used to involve in from behind but , over the last number of years it has gone off the menu. in fact, with early menopause,things are generally reduced to a bit of missionary on the odd Sunday morning. Is this a story with many punters??

I hinted that i was bored with things last week to my gf (joking)and she gave me this list of how she's going to improve things;


Watch Porn Together at least once a week.

I have to watch a minimum of 10 hours tv with you per week.

Next time it snows we erect a snowman penis together

Take your car to the autobahn in Germany where you can drive as fast as you like (I have to be in the car for at least one lap)

I have to give you minimum of 6 blowjobs a week and two of these have to be in the same day.

I have to flash my titties at you several times a day

Give you head in the cinema

I have to wear high heels whenever you want me to

I have to get a sex toy every two months and you get to choose it. I have to let you try it on me even if it’s a little egg that I’ll freak out when it’s inside me.

I have to let you record me giving you a blowjob on your phone (for your eyes only though)

There will never, ever not be small pots of Ben & Jerry’s Chocolate Fudge Brownie Ice-cream in the fridge

funny thing is i wasn't bored at all, but hey i'm not going to complain about this new list :)

HAPPY DAYS :)

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Originally Posted by hornylimerick

I hinted that i was bored with things last week to my gf (joking)and she gave me this list of how she's going to improve things;


Watch Porn Together at least once a week.

I have to watch a minimum of 10 hours tv with you per week.

Next time it snows we erect a snowman penis together

Take your car to the autobahn in Germany where you can drive as fast as you like (I have to be in the car for at least one lap)

I have to give you minimum of 6 blowjobs a week and two of these have to be in the same day.

I have to flash my titties at you several times a day

Give you head in the cinema

I have to wear high heels whenever you want me to

I have to get a sex toy every two months and you get to choose it. I have to let you try it on me even if it’s a little egg that I’ll freak out when it’s inside me.

I have to let you record me giving you a blowjob on your phone (for your eyes only though)

There will never, ever not be small pots of Ben & Jerry’s Chocolate Fudge Brownie Ice-cream in the fridge

funny thing is i wasn't bored at all, but hey i'm not going to complain about this new list :)

HAPPY DAYS :)

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O happy days, I hope you don't wake up too soon!!!

Hi hornylimerick i am just curious:do you do C I M with your gf?

Sex would be nice.....bj's used to happen and probably will again ( babies dont help in fairness ) but Irish women are well known for letting their men's libido become compltely unimportant post marriage....disgracefully!!

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Originally Posted by hornylimerick

I hinted that i was bored with things last week to my gf (joking)and she gave me this list of how she's going to improve things;


Watch Porn Together at least once a week.

I have to watch a minimum of 10 hours tv with you per week.

Next time it snows we erect a snowman penis together

Take your car to the autobahn in Germany where you can drive as fast as you like (I have to be in the car for at least one lap)

I have to give you minimum of 6 blowjobs a week and two of these have to be in the same day.

I have to flash my titties at you several times a day

Give you head in the cinema

I have to wear high heels whenever you want me to

I have to get a sex toy every two months and you get to choose it. I have to let you try it on me even if it’s a little egg that I’ll freak out when it’s inside me.

I have to let you record me giving you a blowjob on your phone (for your eyes only though)

There will never, ever not be small pots of Ben & Jerry’s Chocolate Fudge Brownie Ice-cream in the fridge

funny thing is i wasn't bored at all, but hey i'm not going to complain about this new list :)

HAPPY DAYS :)

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if only she included 'threesome next time you go off to the knockin shop'

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Originally Posted by feargal

all these treats finish when she eats the wedding cake, Hey guys Dont get married

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tell me about it! been there, done that, never again!

there's a solution for that - Divorce!! got mine in November :)

as for alicia, I decline to answer your question

deedin i never did getting'd married. for'n i daint agree with th'said marriage lawth's. but i do getting't the deepeth'st of the throat on the regular, ath's i do demand thith's... tid much to ath'sking for, deedin it'idnt.

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Originally Posted by jggy2003

I'm married over 15years now and she won't give me a blow-job or even in from behind. Our early sex used to involve in from behind but , over the last number of years it has gone off the menu. in fact, with early menopause,things are generally reduced to a bit of missionary on the odd Sunday morning. Is this a story with many punters??

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A lot of married men know where your coming from . But the piss takers are going to take over the thread . : doc

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Originally Posted by jggy2003

I'm married over 15years now and she won't give me a blow-job or even in from behind. Our early sex used to involve in from behind but , over the last number of years it has gone off the menu. in fact, with early menopause,things are generally reduced to a bit of missionary on the odd Sunday morning. Is this a story with many punters??

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Yes same story here and no sex talk anymore either. :)

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Originally Posted by jggy2003

I'm married over 15years now and she won't give me a blow-job or even in from behind. Our early sex used to involve in from behind but , over the last number of years it has gone off the menu. in fact, with early menopause,things are generally reduced to a bit of missionary on the odd Sunday morning. Is this a story with many punters??

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I barely get a kiss on the cheek the odd time, so a bj is out of the question.
Like you, the early years of my relationship were littered with great sexual adventures but for the past 7/8 years it's become a ghost town.

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Originally Posted by Forrest

I barely get a kiss on the cheek the odd time, so a bj is out of the question.
Like you, the early years of my relationship were littered with great sexual adventures but for the past 7/8 years it's become a ghost town.

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have you done anything to address this problem? ignoring it only makes it worse

Gents,

I once heard a good story;

How do you get your girlfriend to stop giving you blow jobs ????




Marry her. . . I told this around a table of married mates, and none of them laughed. I've told it to me my fiancé who has promised it wont happen to us. We'll see. She also has promised we'll be doing anal in 10yrs time & never get fat. The last one has gone out the window already ....Not looking good for the other two, even if she's keen, with the rate the weights going on, I wont be ....

Would we all be in here if we were totally satisfied at home ? Dont think so :(

There will never, ever not be small pots of Ben & Jerry’s Chocolate Fudge Brownie Ice-cream in the fridge



That stuff is the gear :D :D

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Originally Posted by feargal

all these treats finish when she eats the wedding cake, Hey guys Dont get married

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Funny that when they get married everything seems to change .
I was best man a number off years a very good friend off mine the girl he married was a little bitch I never liked her.
But to cut to the chase when everything was done and dusted she turned around to him and said well this is my licence to eat what I want.

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Originally Posted by Fitzy

Funny that when they get married everything seems to change .
I was best man a number off years a very good friend off mine the girl he married was a little bitch I never liked her.
But to cut to the chase when everything was done and dusted she turned around to him and said well this is my licence to eat what I want.

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Thats shocking,i believe if you have a girl or boy its your duty to keep yourself healthy and in shape,i would never go out with a girl who didnt care about being fat or anything,i live once so i want the best for me.

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Originally Posted by Fitzy

Funny that when they get married everything seems to change .
I was best man a number off years a very good friend off mine the girl he married was a little bitch I never liked her.
But to cut to the chase when everything was done and dusted she turned around to him and said well this is my licence to eat what I want.

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ARGHGHHH . . . My worst nightmare .....

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Originally Posted by westernpunter

ARGHGHHH . . . My worst nightmare .....

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Mine to that's why I won't be getting married anytime soon.

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Originally Posted by CoolJay

Thats shocking,i believe if you have a girl or boy its your duty to keep yourself healthy and in shape,i would never go out with a girl who didnt care about being fat or anything,i live once so i want the best for me.

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From what I can see marriage changes everything reading some of these posts.

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Originally Posted by bhoywonder

have you done anything to address this problem? ignoring it only makes it worse

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Did try different things to get some improvement, but it's like banging your head against a brick wall.

Apart from the lack of sex, we get on ok, I suppose.

Being on here and meeting the occasional lady keeps me sane.

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Originally Posted by KellyCurvybabe

sometimes men of ireland forget romance and putting some effort in

maybe the wives are bord of making all the effort they simply say fuck it he's not giving me wot i want so why should i give him any

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I know it's easy to say this with no one to back it up, but in my case, it was the opposite.

Cooking meals, bringing her away for weekends in romantic locations, offering massage.

I was the one that tried to get the romance back into our life, but she just ain't interested.

Been with my partner 20+ years and sex is still good, not as good as it used to be when we first met but not a week goes by we don't have sex a couple of times. Everything is on the menu and she loves sucking me while i'm down on her, especially when she's about to orgasm.. Anal isn't always possible but again is on the menu occasionally :D

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Originally Posted by anon361

Been with my partner 20+ years and sex is still good, not as good as it used to be when we first met but not a week goes by we don't have sex a couple of times. Everything is on the menu and she loves sucking me while i'm down on her, especially when she's about to orgasm.. Anal isn't always possible but again is on the menu occasionally :D

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You lucky, lucky bas**rd.
I eat out because there's never any food at home.
Why are you still punting. :confused:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EI7p2p1QJI

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Originally Posted by anon361

Anal isn't always possible but again is on the menu occasionally :D

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Really? I was under the impression you never done A :confused: ?
Or maybe you were refering to escorts and I misunderstood.

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Originally Posted by Forrest

You lucky, lucky bas**rd.
I eat out because there's never any food at home.
Why are you still punting. :confused:

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Like I said, I've been with her 20+ years, variety is the spice of life and I got bored eating the same dinner everyday :o

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Originally Posted by KellyCurvybabe

i had many bf's i would go to extreme lengths to arouse them

but would they ever put in even a fraction of the effort

nope none nada ziltch

maybe men need to look at them selves before pointing the finger

a woman dosnt need much, hot bath together, shower together, roses on the bed music candels, shoulder message while she does the dishes and just slip it in, greet her naked with some wine, naked chef, picnic, weekend geat away (and not to a dam car show)

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Yeah, I found that to be true as well for most of the guys in my past.
Excepting the massage part while doing the dishes (as I never do them :p), I was expecting a little more from the rest. But I was amased to discover that those guys who claimed were so romantic and such great lovers were in fact pretty much lacking any imagination :(

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Originally Posted by Sensual Delights

Really? I was under the impression you never done A :confused: ?
Or maybe you were refering to escorts and I misunderstood.

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Never with an escort, at home it is possible occasionally :o

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Originally Posted by anon361

Never with an escort, at home it is possible occasionally :o

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And there I was thinking you were missing out :D Good for you, some guys have all the luck.

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Originally Posted by Sensual Delights

And there I was thinking you were missing out :D Good for you, some guys have all the luck.

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In fairness, she's very good, if she's in the mood Anal is great but even when she isn't it is offered but they are the occasions it's not really possible for obvious reasons :o

Yeah, that's a very realistic approach to the big A. Better done when the receiver is ready and prepared, otherwise it's ... sorry, I won't comment any further on that :o

One of the reasons I stopped offering it on my profile was the fact that people were just expecting it out of the blue. No notice, no nothing. Not being fully aware how well I am in that "department", I had to decline a few times and that made some people think I am just dodging the favouriteson my profile.

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Originally Posted by Sensual Delights

Yeah, that's a very realistic approach to the big A. Better done when the receiver is ready and prepared, otherwise it's ... sorry, I won't comment any further on that :o

One of the reasons I stopped offering it on my profile was the fact that people were just expecting it out of the blue. No notice, no nothing. Not being fully aware how well I am in that "department", I had to decline a few times and that made some people think I am just dodging the favouriteson my profile.

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I think it's one favourite guys have to be realistic with, as you said it's not always possible letting a train in when the track may not be clear..

"We''ll eat this man sausage then, y'silly cow" ! :)

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Originally Posted by anon361

Been with my partner 20+ years and sex is still good, not as good as it used to be when we first met but not a week goes by we don't have sex a couple of times. Everything is on the menu and she loves sucking me while i'm down on her, especially when she's about to orgasm.. Anal isn't always possible but again is on the menu occasionally :D

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Jammy git!!

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Originally Posted by KellyCurvybabe

i had many bf's i would go to extreme lengths to arouse them

but would they ever put in even a fraction of the effort

nope none nada ziltch

maybe men need to look at them selves before pointing the finger

a woman dosnt need much, hot bath together, shower together, roses on the bed music candels, shoulder message while she does the dishes and just slip it in, greet her naked with some wine, naked chef, picnic, weekend geat away (and not to a dam car show)

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Kelly, in fairness a lot of older Irish women just dont like sex. My wife has plenty of real orgasms but sex is hugely infrequent / rare, and only getting away to a hotel seems to spark much. Kids kill things. But it certainly makes me annoyed, an naked with wine is really only stupidity, sorry. Slip it in when she does the dishes - what are you on about love ???

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Originally Posted by D11111

Slip it in when she does the dishes -

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Tried that with the ex once. It took about a week for the lump on my head to go down.