Confess your sins to Father Casey...

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Go ahead, get it out!

Pat x

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Originally Posted by Patricia

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Go ahead, get it out!

Pat x

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I hope you dont confess Sweetie.You'll see the Father out if you do or wait have you?

Sincerely,
Westside:)

I would like to confess that i have had several impure thoughts about having a water-sports party with your good self and Sarah.Do you think there would be any remote possibility of me fulfilling these dreams and if so how much would you charge as a "water-sports" duo?

[QUOTE=mrsbrown;31665]I would like to confess that i have had several impure thoughts about having a water-sports party with your good self and Sarah.QUOTE]

That's good those are only thoughts Mrs Brown, I am sure if you will pray and pray and ask for forgivenes it will be given for you.:)
Just one question skip my mind ,would that be 3 or 2+1 ?

True story,

I was sent to confession as part of pre-communion training and every single time I could only ever think of the same couple of things to confess to,

IE

Broke a window playing football

Cursed at my Parents.

Kicked the dog, that sort of thing...

I mean for Christ sake what more could a 7 year old get up to, but on waiting my turn to enter the confession box for the third time with the rest of my class, I racked my brain for something, anything different to tell him, as I was embarrassed to trot out the same old stuff that I did previous, I was still trying to think of something on entering the confession box, and was not really paying full attention to what the priest was mumbling on the far side, and when he asked me if I had anything to confess, I instantly and absent mindedly replied...

“What do you want to hear ?”

To which there was a brief silence in the darkness, followed by the priest collapsing in a fit of laughter.

The last time I went to confession I decided to be 100% honest and told the priest that I'd seen several dozen escorts, masturbated furiously on a daily basis to countless forms of pornogarphy sometimes with the aid of a sex chat-line and I had engaged in any number of defiant sexual acts with women who were complete strangers that I'd met for one-night stands ................ the sound in his bearly audible scream convinced me never to return to the confession box ........... I was twelve by the way. :p

Paws

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Originally Posted by bigpaws

The last time I went to confession I decided to be 100% honest and told the priest that I'd seen several dozen escorts, masturbated furiously on a daily basis to countless forms of pornogarphy sometimes with the aid of a sex chat-line and I had engaged in any number of defiant sexual acts with women who were complete strangers that I'd met for one-night stands ................ the sound in his bearly audible scream convinced me never to return to the confession box ........... I was twelve by the way. :p

Paws

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I think the term Child prodigy applies here Paws, some play chess, some are mathematical geniuses, and some like you are given to a nobler calling. If you haven’t been to the magic box since you were 12, I don’t think even a Vatican conclave is going to be able to absolve you at this stage in the game. I think it’s best if you just cut out the middleman and plead your case direct to St.Peter at the pearly gates someday. That’s of course assuming you get sent that way and not to the “other site” for eternal damnation being poked and prodded by Jake the devil incarnate…

Pray tell….you don’t feel a slight burning sensation when you pass a church these days, your names not Damien is it ? :) :confused:

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Originally Posted by bigpaws

The last time I went to confession I decided to be 100% honest and told the priest that I'd seen several dozen escorts, masturbated furiously on a daily basis to countless forms of pornogarphy sometimes with the aid of a sex chat-line and I had engaged in any number of defiant sexual acts with women who were complete strangers that I'd met for one-night stands ................ the sound in his bearly audible scream convinced me never to return to the confession box ........... I was twelve by the way. :p

Paws

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And how old are u now my love??;)

Hm,
when i was twelve i still dreamed about some men fucking me..
And in that age i stole some my mum's sexy lingeries and high tight shoes and was looking at me to the mirror how sexy i am and imagined myself like a bitch...
As well i after that touched my little pussy and fingered myself with anything what was suitable..

Ooh, sweet juvenility;):p

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Originally Posted by Brenda Beauty Bitch

Hm,
when i was twelve i still dreamed about some men fucking me..
And in that age i stole some my mum's sexy lingeries and high tight shoes and was looking at me to the mirror how sexy i am and imagined myself like a bitch...
As well i after that touched my little pussy and fingered myself with anything what was suitable..

Ooh, sweet juvenility;):p

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Brenda, I delighted to see that you achieved your childhood ambition. If you had decided to become a nun, the world would be a much more boring place.

As for you Paws, thanks a million. After the priest had finished with you, he opened the hatch on the other confessional. I only wanted to confess to robbing an orchard, but I ended up getting your penance as well. Ten Our Fathers, Thirty Hail Marys, a Decade of the f***ing Rosary, which I did'nt even know, and he told me if I ever came back, that he'd shove something hot up my arse, so I'd know what hell felt like.

Well, I imagine you won't believe me, but I will tell you nonetheless my memory.
I must have been 8 or so, I was alone at home watching the telly and my favourite speakerin appears on the screen to announce the afternoon TV programs. I get an instant huge erection (the first in absolute that I remember) and, without knowing what I am doing and why, come closer to the TV set and put my dick where she has her mouth... (maybe also risking an electric shock).
I grew up in a very catholic family and for sure did not know anything at that time about sex and oral sex in particular. It must definitely have to do with genetics...

Best regards,

Lino

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Originally Posted by lino

Well, I imagine you won't believe me, but I will tell you nonetheless my memory.
I must have been 8 or so, I was alone at home watching the telly and my favourite speakerin appears on the screen to announce the afternoon TV programs. I get an instant huge erection (the first in absolute that I remember) and, without knowing what I am doing and why, come closer to the TV set and put my dick where she has her mouth... (maybe also risking an electric shock).
I grew up in a very catholic family and for sure did not know anything at that time about sex and oral sex in particular. It must definitely have to do with genetics...

Best regards,

Lino

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I’d believe that Lino, if memory serves, some of them were pretty hot, you never see them now, only hear them, good job your not Carlos’s generation, the wireless just doesn’t do it, does it ? :D. I do remember getting the raging horn for of all things, my religion teacher :eek:, I think it was a combination of the fact she was hot, only in her twenties and very slim and always wore a tight figure hugging dress, but to top it all she was a real rottweiler, I think that’s what really did it for me. I doubt I was the only one, I used to pray to god she wouldn’t call me up to the board, cause I could have pole vaulted my way there. :)

fr.casey is available to see you now.he will hear your repentant confessions for the salvation of your soul.

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Originally Posted by sexyfukka

fr.casey is available to see you now.he will hear your repentant confessions for the salvation of your soul.

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ok I'll make my way over so, is he busy I have a few things to get off my chest......

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Originally Posted by sexyfukka

fr.casey is available to see you now.he will hear your repentant confessions for the salvation of your soul.

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your at it again arent you

lol i can just picture you doing it xxxx abby

Well, I imagine you won't believe me, but I will tell you nonetheless my memory.
I must have been 8 or so, I was alone at home watching the telly and my favourite speakerin appears on the screen to announce the afternoon TV programs. I get an instant huge erection (the first in absolute that I remember) and, without knowing what I am doing and why, come closer to the TV set and put my dick where she has her mouth... (maybe also risking an electric shock).
I grew up in a very catholic family and for sure did not know anything at that time about sex and oral sex in particular. It must definitely have to do with genetics...

Best regards,

Lino

lol i can just picture you doing it hun lol
abby xxx

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Originally Posted by sexyfukka

fr.casey is available to see you now.he will hear your repentant confessions for the salvation of your soul.

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Does he fuck? Otherwise I wouldnt bother.. there is no salvation for my soul anyway, since i sold it to Patricia:(

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Originally Posted by Anna23

Does he fuck? Otherwise I wouldnt bother.. there is no salvation for my soul anyway, since i sold it to Patricia:(

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does he fuck?----you better go ask him yourself
you never know ,you may get to act out that naughty nun fantasy.