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    Arrow After you Sweetie,

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    I hope you dont confess Sweetie.You'll see the Father out if you do or wait have you?

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    Wink Dear Patricia

    I would like to confess that i have had several impure thoughts about having a water-sports party with your good self and Sarah.Do you think there would be any remote possibility of me fulfilling these dreams and if so how much would you charge as a "water-sports" duo?
    "She perceiveth that her merchandise is good: her candle goeth not out by night."

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    [QUOTE=mrsbrown;31665]I would like to confess that i have had several impure thoughts about having a water-sports party with your good self and Sarah.QUOTE]

    That's good those are only thoughts Mrs Brown, I am sure if you will pray and pray and ask for forgivenes it will be given for you.
    Just one question skip my mind ,would that be 3 or 2+1 ?

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    True story,

    I was sent to confession as part of pre-communion training and every single time I could only ever think of the same couple of things to confess to,

    IE

    Broke a window playing football

    Cursed at my Parents.

    Kicked the dog, that sort of thing...

    I mean for Christ sake what more could a 7 year old get up to, but on waiting my turn to enter the confession box for the third time with the rest of my class, I racked my brain for something, anything different to tell him, as I was embarrassed to trot out the same old stuff that I did previous, I was still trying to think of something on entering the confession box, and was not really paying full attention to what the priest was mumbling on the far side, and when he asked me if I had anything to confess, I instantly and absent mindedly replied...

    “What do you want to hear ?”

    To which there was a brief silence in the darkness, followed by the priest collapsing in a fit of laughter.

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    Talking Now hear this!!!

    The last time I went to confession I decided to be 100% honest and told the priest that I'd seen several dozen escorts, masturbated furiously on a daily basis to countless forms of pornogarphy sometimes with the aid of a sex chat-line and I had engaged in any number of defiant sexual acts with women who were complete strangers that I'd met for one-night stands ................ the sound in his bearly audible scream convinced me never to return to the confession box ........... I was twelve by the way.

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    Gone ........... and forgotten?

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    Default Small Paws….The Early Years….

    Quote Originally Posted by bigpaws View Post
    The last time I went to confession I decided to be 100% honest and told the priest that I'd seen several dozen escorts, masturbated furiously on a daily basis to countless forms of pornogarphy sometimes with the aid of a sex chat-line and I had engaged in any number of defiant sexual acts with women who were complete strangers that I'd met for one-night stands ................ the sound in his bearly audible scream convinced me never to return to the confession box ........... I was twelve by the way.

    Paws

    I think the term Child prodigy applies here Paws, some play chess, some are mathematical geniuses, and some like you are given to a nobler calling. If you haven’t been to the magic box since you were 12, I don’t think even a Vatican conclave is going to be able to absolve you at this stage in the game. I think it’s best if you just cut out the middleman and plead your case direct to St.Peter at the pearly gates someday. That’s of course assuming you get sent that way and not to the “other site” for eternal damnation being poked and prodded by Jake the devil incarnate…

    Pray tell….you don’t feel a slight burning sensation when you pass a church these days, your names not Damien is it ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigpaws View Post
    The last time I went to confession I decided to be 100% honest and told the priest that I'd seen several dozen escorts, masturbated furiously on a daily basis to countless forms of pornogarphy sometimes with the aid of a sex chat-line and I had engaged in any number of defiant sexual acts with women who were complete strangers that I'd met for one-night stands ................ the sound in his bearly audible scream convinced me never to return to the confession box ........... I was twelve by the way.

    Paws
    And how old are u now my love??

    Hm,
    when i was twelve i still dreamed about some men fucking me..
    And in that age i stole some my mum's sexy lingeries and high tight shoes and was looking at me to the mirror how sexy i am and imagined myself like a bitch...
    As well i after that touched my little pussy and fingered myself with anything what was suitable..

    Ooh, sweet juvenility

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    Default Childhood memories

    Quote Originally Posted by Brenda Beauty Bitch View Post
    Hm,
    when i was twelve i still dreamed about some men fucking me..
    And in that age i stole some my mum's sexy lingeries and high tight shoes and was looking at me to the mirror how sexy i am and imagined myself like a bitch...
    As well i after that touched my little pussy and fingered myself with anything what was suitable..

    Ooh, sweet juvenility
    Brenda, I delighted to see that you achieved your childhood ambition. If you had decided to become a nun, the world would be a much more boring place.

    As for you Paws, thanks a million. After the priest had finished with you, he opened the hatch on the other confessional. I only wanted to confess to robbing an orchard, but I ended up getting your penance as well. Ten Our Fathers, Thirty Hail Marys, a Decade of the f***ing Rosary, which I did'nt even know, and he told me if I ever came back, that he'd shove something hot up my arse, so I'd know what hell felt like.

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    Well, I imagine you won't believe me, but I will tell you nonetheless my memory.
    I must have been 8 or so, I was alone at home watching the telly and my favourite speakerin appears on the screen to announce the afternoon TV programs. I get an instant huge erection (the first in absolute that I remember) and, without knowing what I am doing and why, come closer to the TV set and put my dick where she has her mouth... (maybe also risking an electric shock).
    I grew up in a very catholic family and for sure did not know anything at that time about sex and oral sex in particular. It must definitely have to do with genetics...

    Best regards,

    Lino

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