how do you keep it spanking new and ready for action
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how do you keep it spanking new and ready for action
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First I boil the kettle (no i'm not going to scald it).
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I then get a mug and then heave in 3 large tablespoons of salt.
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I pour the boiling water into the mug to dissolve the salt and wait for it to cool, luke warm is fine.
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I take my willy out and dip him, head first into the mix.
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I then read Playboy while willy is still submerged and still hard for about five minutes, Take him out, a quick shake to get rid of any excess water and towel dry.
Repeat procedure again the following day.
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Then off to bed the two of us go.
That's my regime on how to keep my Penis in tip top condition
Would it not be easier to take a swim in the sea every day...
Cillit bang and brillo pads.
Prewash + 60 degree synthetic wash cycle. Slow spin and air dry. I'm afraid the tumble dryer would shrink it.
Owo.
Have it professionally cleaned :)