no offence forrest but i don't think i will use any of your chat up lines they didn't work for you so they will hardly work for me either thats why we're both still here....:D:D:D;)
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Have you got a coat? Yes, why? Get it- you have pulled
Do you need 20 pence? No, why? Someone needs to ring your mum and tell her you wont be home.
Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!
I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.:love8:
We can do this one of two ways;
Rohypnol or necrophilia....Your decision.
Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong
I think the only line I ever used was "You are much too good looking to be with him". It worked too.
Do you take it up the ass?