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how do you keep it spanking new and ready for action
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First I boil the kettle (no i'm not going to scald it).
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I then get a mug and then heave in 3 large tablespoons of salt.
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I pour the boiling water into the mug to dissolve the salt and wait for it to cool, luke warm is fine.
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I take my willy out and dip him, head first into the mix.
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I then read Playboy while willy is still submerged and still hard for about five minutes, Take him out, a quick shake to get rid of any excess water and towel dry.
Repeat procedure again the following day.
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Then off to bed the two of us go.
That's my regime on how to keep my Penis in tip top condition
Would it not be easier to take a swim in the sea every day...
Would it not be easier to take a swim in the sea every day...
would but it would freeze the balls on a brass monkey it would this weather
jakelanders
23-09-15, 00:20
Ii
1.
First I boil the kettle (no i'm not going to scald it).
2
I then get a mug and then heave in 3 large tablespoons of salt.
3
I pour the boiling water into the mug to dissolve the salt and wait for it to cool, luke warm is fine.
4
I take my willy out and dip him, head first into the mix.
5
I then read Playboy while willy is still submerged and still hard for about five minutes, Take him out, a quick shake to get rid of any excess water and towel dry.
Repeat procedure again the following day.
6
Then off to bed the two of us go.
That's my regime on how to keep my Penis in tip top condition
A mug???
I must be special ....... I need a bucket :D
Jiberjabber
23-09-15, 01:09
Cillit bang and brillo pads.
Prewash + 60 degree synthetic wash cycle. Slow spin and air dry. I'm afraid the tumble dryer would shrink it.
bjornagain
23-09-15, 07:10
When I have a shower in the morning I pull back my foreskin & it gets a good wash.
Emphasis on a shower in place!
Yes, this is my method. I like to have 2 showers, one in the morning and one when I get home from work. It refreshes you I find and gives you some energy.
Although I don't like to be naked, I like to shower, which is strange???
Owo.
Have it professionally cleaned :)
Ii
A mug???
I must be special ....... I need a bucket :D
My Penis Mug
Pull back the foreskin and give it a good scrubbing,some lads out there haven't a clue was chatting to an escort the other day and the amount of guys she gets that come out of the shower smelly is unbelievable :rolleyes:
Would be great if escorts could remember to buy a jar of table salt when next out shopping as only 39c at tescos at the moment and stick it beside the toiletries just in case i pop round:D
Cosa Nostra
23-09-15, 09:30
This is really good stuff...sold for horses, but great for men as well.
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Mane and Tail shampoo was originally marketed for horses also!
TiffanyTees
23-09-15, 09:49
SORRY HUN It has to be done
What this about then? :confused:
Have you considered therapy for your issues?
I'm thinking about it.
The dreaded weight issue.....dunno?
Yes, this is my method. I like to have 2 showers, one in the morning and one when I get home from work. It refreshes you I find and gives you some energy.
Although I don't like to be naked, I like to shower, which is strange???
Personally if the sun was shining, I would love to treat the world on main street, to my white, flabby, freckled body
But I don't think the cops would need F. Fitzgerald's brand spanking new bill to act;-)
how do you keep it spanking new and ready for action
As has often been pointed out here.....wipe it on the curtains.
And regular blow jobs will keep it sparkling;-)
That's your issue.
Mine is I only have a liquid diet.
No time for food, dude.
Being self aware does not help! :(
I wish it was different.
It was the issue when it was getting difficult to put on my socks.
Happily the issue has been resolved
Jiberjabber
23-09-15, 13:45
And I try not to drink on work days! :dance: :)
Have you ever pulled your lad out in a bar and dipped it in your friend's drink while they've been out smoking/ piddling?
No particular reason for asking ...
Jiberjabber
23-09-15, 14:19
Yes. And sometimes when nobody's looking I sometimes stick my mates toothbrush up my bum, just for laughs like!
Have you a point?
Nope, no point, just asking. Bit surprised about the toothbrush in ass thing, wasn't expecting that. Don't think I'll be trying it as most of my friends don't take their toothbrush to the bar.
Pull back the foreskin and give it a good scrubbing,some lads out there haven't a clue was chatting to an escort the other day and the amount of guys she gets that come out of the shower smelly is unbelievable :rolleyes:
That was probably me.
Sorry
Yes. And sometimes when nobody's looking I sometimes stick my mates toothbrush up my bum, just for laughs like!
Have you a point?
I'm sorry I have to ask;
Which end do you stick in? Bristles or handle?
I'm sorry I have to ask;
Which end do you stick in? Bristles or handle?
Masochist or not may be the question there!
Yes. And sometimes when nobody's looking I sometimes stick my mates toothbrush up my bum, just for laughs like!
Have you a point?
Is it electric, cos then I can see the appeal!, those water floss things are fun as well! Allegedly
My routine is fill a pint glass with luke warm water add a bit of mister muscle and 2 denture cleaning tablets.let it soak for 30 minutes.take it out beat it of a wall a few times to loosen up the smeg hit it with the power washer and hey presto lol.ffs just wash more often ffs
And then go visit A & E.
Not at all he's used to it now lol .right little warrior lol
The helmet protects him ;-)
Mine is detachable with interchangeable parts for those "hard to reach" places :lmao:
I was going to post and say it was self-cleaning but then I thought better of it. :D
I was going to post and say it was self-cleaning but then I thought better of it. :D
Vaginas are self cleaning.
Penises need a wash.
Every other week or so.
Vaginas are self cleaning.
Penises need a wash.
Every other week or so.
So not true, I've had many a fish supper :lmao:
Vaginas are self cleaning.
Penises need a wash.
Every other week or so.
I once knew a girl who believed that. Trust me, it ain't true. :(
I once knew a girl who believed that. Trust me, it ain't true. :(
Who is this girl that believes penises only need washing every other week or so?
Methinks , she's a rare bird indeed!
So not true, I've had many a fish supper :lmao:
Bacterial vaginosis is treatable.
In these modern times.
Lot of people know nothing about hygiene ...
An escort girl told me (on this week here in Limerick), she never use condom for blowjob because the bacterials and the viruses are very good for her immunsystem ...
Lot of people know nothing about hygiene ...
An escort girl told me (on this week here in Limerick), she never use condom for blowjob because the bacterials and the viruses are very good for her immunsystem ...
Brilliant...link please!
Nothing can bit......sulfuric acid that s properly cleaning :D
Nothing can bit......sulfuric acid that s properly cleaning :D
Sulphuric acid is gender reassignment surgery.
Home made sex change:bigeyes:
how do you keep it spanking new and ready for action
Greetings! One usually soaks lildick in "Beans"; Sorry, "Human Beings"!! Regards.
Is this self promoting?
I can't tell anymore with all the touting!
If self promoting it would be BigDick surely.:lmao:
If self promoting it would be BigDick surely.:lmao:
One must concur, and then agree with you as well. lol.
One must concur, and then agree with you as well. lol.
Regards!..
Here goes tried this now - not stupid so I put on a condom first for protection-
I now have a powerful tingling sensation and it is beginning to hurt ouch, ouch ooooh help......
Nothing can bit......sulfuric acid that s properly cleaning :D
Baysideroller66
24-09-15, 03:09
I will always remember my first scrubbing I got from a young Thai lady in Bangkok and boy could she scrub the lad clean
Invigorating stuff and it's always a great turn on to get scrubbed down in this area by woman who knows what she's doing
rubberlover
24-09-15, 09:08
Nothing can bit......sulfuric acid that s properly cleaning :D
Trust you Claudia to make it kinky............
ford pefect
24-09-15, 10:15
John sons baby wipes, with a bit of assistance works for me