Gifts for Escorts!

[Lucy Chambers]

Lucy love your way with words the uniform girlguides that is cough and another cough do you still have it hummmmm just curious
Lol.

And a woggle. I doubt my Mum would get it out the attic for my to tittilate you with though Fitz. Ma's tend to ask why you want your girl guides outfit in your thirties

[WatWatWat]

Well lads the next time lucy blindfold's ties you to the bed and you feel some thing cold touching you think swiss army knife. Lol

[Fitzy]

And a woggle. I doubt my Mum would get it out the attic for my to tittilate you with though Fitz. Ma's tend to ask why you want your girl guides outfit in your thirties

Well we are not asking for the original Lucy in fairness if I asked my Ma for my scouts outfit I probably would get a funny look fuck it wouldn't fit anyway .

[max california]

And a woggle. I doubt my Mum would get it out the attic for my to tittilate you with though Fitz. Ma's tend to ask why you want your girl guides outfit in your thirties

Damn it!!

[Lucy Chambers]

Well lads the next time lucy blindfold's ties you to the bed and you feel some thing cold touching you think swiss army knife. Lol

I just thought of at least two attachments I can use when we meet again. I'm really looking forward to that

Well we are not asking for the original Lucy in fairness if I asked my Ma for my scouts outfit I probably would get a funny look fuck it wouldn't fit anyway .

Hmm, leave it with me. I think I can come up with something close to it. Good grief Fitz, do your deviations have no bounds?

[Sam Spade]

Well lads the next time lucy blindfold's ties you to the bed and you feel some thing cold touching you think swiss army knife. Lol

Shit! And there was me thinking that it was my electric '007' personality that was achieving that 'coolness'!

Thanks WatWatWat..... Time for us mere mortals to regroup me thinks!

[muster]

personal hygene,a must,ive brought an array of gifts,to different ladies,pm them and ask,ive brought,melons,pineapples,chocs,jewelery,berries,pink ladies,music books,and a trout,to name just a few

[sara26]

I think a full body massage would be veryyyyy welcomed as a gift

[Fitzy]

personal hygene,a must,ive brought an array of gifts,to different ladies,pm them and ask,ive brought,melons,pineapples,chocs,jewelery,berries,pink ladies,music books,and a trout,to name just a few

Jasus you forgot one thing fuck sake mate the rose petals on the bed red usually works Lol.

[EnglishAlex]

What about some thing practical like a bag of turf or a cylinder of gas.

A packet of Tayto crips? A bottle of TK red lemonade? A box of Lyons tea bags?

I was speaking to a client about this and we came to the conclusion that bread, milk, teabags and a newspaper are perfect. These are things you would be seen with anyway, normal shopping you might be taking home

I'd love to know from the lovely escorts of EI what's the most bizarre gift they ever got???

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This little guy was a strange one, he's very cool though. He was a gift to look after me and keep me company when touring

One of my wonderful gents would bring me herbs and veg from his garden and beautiful hanging baskets too

Any gift is great, whether it's a bottle or perfume, handbag, pineapple, box of chocolates or bag of jelly snakes. I'd hate of someone felt they had to bring a gift, it defeats the whole act of giving. Being punctual, clean and well mannered, that's a gift in itself x