Joke of the day

**Red and Horny** · 30-04-16, 16:29

"I quit my job at the helium factory today!
I refuse to be spoken to in that tone!

**ilovepussy123** · 08-05-16, 16:02

THE CHAT ROOM lol

**Forrest** · 13-05-16, 17:09

Monica Lewinski has said that she will be voting for Donald Trump, as the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth.

How many gays does it take to put in a lightbulb? Only one, but it takes a whole emergency room to remove it.

When I die, I want to go peacefully, like my Grandad did - in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car!!!

**Clueless** · 13-05-16, 18:47

Terms indicated in an Irish life assurance policy:

"The total sum will be paid to you in one single figure at the time of your death, and must be applied for by post unless you wish to collect it yourself."

**willie wacker** · 23-05-16, 21:37

Very funny

**alcatel** · 13-06-16, 11:50

Theory to unite the creationists and the scientists:

God farted............. And there was a Big Bang.

**SteveB** · 13-06-16, 11:57

A young child was struggling to open the milk carton.
“Fucking shitty thing”, she says.
Wife says to husband, “I wonder where she got that from.”

“She got it from the fucking fridge, you silly cunt,” the husband replies.

**willie wacker** · 13-06-16, 21:28

**Forrest** · 26-06-16, 09:13

**redforever** · 26-06-16, 09:14

Today's joke . . .
Boris and Nigel

Thread: Joke of the day

Thread Tools

Search Thread

Display

The Following User Says Thank You to Red and Horny For This Useful Post:

The Following 4 Users Say Thank You to Forrest For This Useful Post:

The Following 3 Users Say Thank You to Clueless For This Useful Post:

The Following 3 Users Say Thank You to willie wacker For This Useful Post:

The Following User Says Thank You to SteveB For This Useful Post:

The Following 3 Users Say Thank You to Forrest For This Useful Post:

The Following User Says Thank You to redforever For This Useful Post:

Posting Permissions