Sausages are not fattening, that an old wives tale, I eat a pack a day,
In the city I scute about on my bike and just take a pack from the
Freezer, everyone brings chocolates and the escorts just straight into the bin as once you open them you cant stop munching til they're gone, sausages are a safe bet,

There use to be an escort on here called The Sausage Inspector, I kid you not, that was her name on Escort Ireland. Unfortunately she never got round to sampling mine,