Sometimes I feel really sorry for escorts..

[Jesse Custer]

i rather have a three way with darragh o brien nd henry shefflin

than shag brad pitt

It sounds like Yamser looks like Darragh and I look a bit like Henry, would we do as a back up?

[annabel taylor]

It sounds like Yamser looks like Darragh and I look a bit like Henry, would we do as a back up?

my fantasy is henry shefflin comming to book me, nd happening to be wearing all his all ireland medals

while he showered id cancel all my bookings, turn off my phone do a happy omg omg omg dance then return to rape him nd do it repeatly all day if he tryed to leave id tie the fecker up, nd force a viagra into him then bounce on his cock till the cows come home while be dazzled nd near blinded by his all ireland medals


the dream

if henry had a garda uniform nd like pulled me over nd tryed to arrest me nd handcuffed then was like what we going do with u nd pushes me to my knees makes me suck his cock then fucks me over the bonet of the squad car


theeeeeeeeeeeeeee fucking dream!

[Curvaceous Kate]

I was talking with a friend of mine the other day and in her profession she meets a lot of drunk people.
Anyway she was telling me about a customer that was in the other day, I know him and his wife hence how he came up in conversation, she was saying how he was bragging about being with a prostitute the week before while his wife sat beside him and she was correcting him saying they are not prostitutes they are escorts. The subject progressed and she said she too would visit on occasion with him, even on the previous visit he was bragging about she said she went with him but just watched.
It wasn't a private conversation as there were other people around and in the discussion so she wasn't breaking anyones confidence telling me.
Why I feel sorry for escorts you say, well by no exaggeration the have to be one of the ugliest couples going, clean, I know them and never considered them dirty, just damn ugly, especially her, omg I'd feel sick even with the thought of having to go down on her, I can only imagine how an escort would feel

An Independent Escort always has choice and the right to refuse a booking, even at the point of arrival. No need to feel sorry for any of us Independent ladies.

[mer]

Sure!Only that if you want you can "get better" with plastic cirurgies!

Plastic surgery costs a lot of money tho. Plus I wouldn't say plastic surgery would suit men.

[Deven]

darragh o brein is sexier than brad pitt so i dont see your point here

although i favor darragh cause hes bald and fat like me lol

I wish I was as good looking as darragh obrein and he is a funny fecker too.

[Dub Lad]

If you read my original post, she was saying just as much as him so I don't feel sorry for her at all, as for beautiful on the inside, give me a break, say what you want to make yourselves out to be saints lads but give someone a choice and very few would want to shag an ugly woman, if they did half the escorts here would be out of business pretty quick..
There are some lovely people that wouldn't be mainstream attractive and there are some attractive ladies that are ugly but give me a choice and I know which I'd prefer top have sex with..

If someone called Rachel Divine ugly would you still turn down Rachel? I suspect not as she wouldn't be ugly in your eyes, right? Beauty is subjective, I don't know how anyone could call someone ugly without looking at themselves beacuse feeling ugly and disgusted by your own body is harsh enough without cunts calling them ugly

[anon361]

I'm still laughing at the crusaders, nobody is ugly This couple were hit by every branch of the ugly tree and as for personality, yes, you really get to fall for a persons personality in a 30 min appointment
Like I said, I feel sorry for escorts no matter what some say here on the boards, the honest ones are the ones that say they would only see who they are comfortable seeing..
As for the couple of comments about me, yep, I feel sorry for some escorts that have to be with me too

[Rachel Divine]

If someone called Rachel Divine ugly would you still turn down Rachel? I suspect not as she wouldn't be ugly in your eyes, right? Beauty is subjective, I don't know how anyone could call someone ugly without looking at themselves beacuse feeling ugly and disgusted by your own body is harsh enough without cunts calling them ugly

Anon is very good looking fella.


Just for the record , I am very fussy when it comes to guys .... my last date comes to mind , as well as HL .... Good looking guys

[rinaxeee]

i had clients young(hate young) and good looking in a general view and he made me so nervous and gave me so much headache. This is just my opinion.

Totally agree! I don't particularly like young guys as client. They are like little puppy, they will jump on me all over! Whereas with older gents, I can be more relaxed and they are better at treating woman.

[stringfurtcool]

Lets be realistic in this world there is ugly and beautiful just as there is good and bad and faith or luck gives a person one or the other.just my take on it.