So there's this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor. I mean he's a pistol. He can swear for five minutes straight without repeating himself. Trouble is, the guy who owns him is a quiet, conservative type, and this bird's foul mouth is driving him crazy. One day, it gets to be too much, so the guy grabs the bird by the throat, shakes him really hard, and yells, "QUIT IT !". But this just makes the bird mad and he swears ...
Hello.I wondering guys what typo of female do you prefere: slim, curvy girl, big/small boobies..etc...i want to know your opinion
A woman buys a new sim card, puts it in her phone to surprise her husband who is seated on the couch in the living room. She goes to the kitchen, makes her voice sexy & calls her husband with the new number "hi darling", The husband responds in a low tone "let me call you back later honey, that pig is in the kitchen
[SIZE="4"]Q1. The British stop at 10. The Americans continue to 17. An Irishman invented it. What is it? Q2. A man died because he went home too quickly. How come? Q3. A young man went off to war. He returned some time later. When he saw the church tower near his home, he knew that his family was in serious trouble. Why? Q4. Why was a woman pulling three heavy old tyres through the park? ...
“Money is the ultimate aphrodisiac someone once said” authenticity embodied this statement I will acknowledge- though very vomit inducing in the instance I want to painstakingly talk about it. What is wrong with this society, all the wealthy and renowned men and lately women? He said-she said is now turning into he sexed-she sexed? Whatz up with all the sex scandals and betrayals? It’s doing my head in aaaarrrrrhhhhhggggg!!!!. Can I turn the news papers in the morning ...
Recent Comments
