They say you should never meet your heroes and it does make sense. For instance, I have my suspicions that dinner with Cheryl Cole might not be the cerebral experience I'd hoped for, so I haven't been returning her calls. But Laura Lee -- well that's a different matter.
So how was it for me? Well I promised I wouldn't go over the top, so the fact that Laura Lee is close to being the perfect woman shall remain unsaid. She clearly has her faults. And when I find one, I'll let you know. In the meantime though, here's the good stuff.
Let's put it out there. I'm a sub. Not one of those things that a spotty youth makes up for you in a budget restaurant, but a guy who realises that women are way superior to men and should be in control at all times. Preferably when I'm in the buff, on a leash, being bossed around and generally abused in a naughty fashion. And Laura Lee understands this. A lot.
So before you could say ''you want me to do what?'', I was relieved of my clothes and was being made to do all manner of things. Some of it involved delving into a place I could have stayed in all day. Discerning gents will know what I mean. Others might think I'm on about eating subs again. And that happened too. But you're not getting to hear about it.
Laura Lee knew exactly which buttons to push. And she gave me a couple of experiences I'd never had before but will have again. I think we were both impressed with that aspect. I was also impressed with Laura Lee's wonderful body and frankly gorgeous hair. Is that weird? Yes I thought so.
I'd been saving myself for a big finish and that's exactly what happened. Thank goodness for double glazing.
Laura Lee is a professional. But she's much more than that. She's a warm, friendly, perceptive and mischevious individual. From the moment I entered the room, I felt like I was in the company of a long lost friend. A demanding, kinky and shockingly tactile friend admittedly, but a friend nonetheless. She is awesome, and I mean awesome, as a play partner. I'm giving her full marks in that department. She is the whole package.
Gents (and ladies) if you have ever had the slightest urge to visit this incredible woman (and if you haven't, you really should check you have a pulse), just feckin' well do it. Get that booking in early too, as I'm likely to be there before you.
***Activated by Sam***