Alexi Diamond 3wk tour...starts in Cork 18th - 23rd

[Quarterpoundher]

I concur completely, I’m big, but I’m harmless, you would have me in a half Nelson, in a half second...and I don’t think I’d be complaining to the Ref. and I’m used to bruise’s. My last post was written very much tongue in cheek, I wasn’t picturing people running full pelt across your Apart. bouncing off ropes, jumping from the Sofa or anything... lol. I have to say Hats off to you though, Escorting in general has its obvious risks, it just struck me as an added risk that’s all, and not a typical Escorty type of activity, but the more i think of it, I have to admit it sounds fun and a good ice breaker. I think Men secretly love the thought of a Woman who can handle Herself. I don’t think anyone can doubt your genuineness as an Escort if you’re up for wrestling for up to an hour. You would be well able for my job I’d say, like you I also travel to where the work is, for a few days at a time (moneys not as good, but the views are nice) Your also guaranteed to be wet most of the time (alas the wrong kind). Possibly also, Escorts, although they probably can’t admit it here, feel like I do sometimes in that you deal with one Tree/Client, turn around and there’s another waiting for you, and though most go to plan, there’s always the one that could give trouble... I bypass Cork at the moment as I’m working in West Cork, (Sorry to that small Village I blacked out there a while back when I took out the only power line into the place with a tree, my Bad...) I’ll pat the dashboard 3 times in salute to you and the guy you might have in a headlock...lol

Cork Saying........ How are the Pratee’s? (Potatoe’s)
Big and Small!!!
How do you ate em’?
Skin N’ all!!!

Say the first line to any true Corkman, he should know the rest, if not he’s offically a Langer, bouyeeeee.

Safe visit...

[Honey/Alexi D]

Hey honey... I know it was a tounge in cheek reply....silly sausage. Doesn't mean that I wouldn't like a lil throw down with you my love. Maybe I'll organise a match between me and some other girls so you guys can watch.

[Quarterpoundher]

I figured you knew, it was just in case. How did you know my sausage was silly...that’s just spooky...You made a grown man turn into Homer Simpson when he sees a doughnut or can of duff beer at the thought of that all girl match, you could make a mint on pay per view, maybe give the Champion league final a run for it’s money even (maybe) I know the perfect baddie to oppose you and that’s hotrockblonde as she got your blood up, admit it. I agree with your response and am glad you replied with eloquence and thought. (Not that I would have doubted otherwise as your and other’s posts here have shone a positive light on this lifestyle for me) It seems to have been asked in a claws out, aren’t I perfect kind of way and you dealt with it in style and would win in or out of the ring....she def. needs a slapdown....lol...

God help the Man you meet after the match if Chealsea win.
but God bless him if Man U win....

[Honey/Alexi D]

Hmmm.

Well I'm not sure, I may break something or dislocate something....... she is 46 you know.

I have to say though, when I read that post this morning I really did think that it was posted by some young chick, I didn't suspect something so silly coming from someone mature. And don't worry some of my opponents have been in their 40's, I was just joking.

[Quarterpoundher]

I only found that out also, I posted also on the issue based on her being younger. She should have stated the context of the question as it was very short question for a large issue and if she Herself is mid 40s it changes things completely, your post based on if she was much younger was perfectly balanced and justified. You say there's a + 100 Pornstar...how do you spell eeeeeuuuuuu.

enjoy match, you are in Man U's second Home...

[Honey/Alexi D]

I know. I saw a clip of one of her films it wasn't even a joke..... She was giving this guy a blow job and said .... Its not getting hard can you just fuck me now please.... In her old granny voice. The joke is they even have her in one of the comic B'day cards sitting on a chair with her legs wide open. Cant remember the joke all I kept thinking was, what if someone sent this card to her son, daughter......Grandchild!!!!!!!! OMG

If that was my nan I'd die.

[Quarterpoundher]

I know. I saw a clip of one of her films it wasn't even a joke..... She was giving this guy a blow job and said .... Its not getting hard can you just fuck me now please.... In her old granny voice. The joke is they even have her in one of the comic B'day cards sitting on a chair with her legs wide open. Cant remember the joke all I kept thinking was, what if someone sent this card to her son, daughter......Grandchild!!!!!!!! OMG

If that was my nan I'd die.

It raises the idea of a legal cut of point just as there’s an age of consent, I’m not easily shocked, but that’s horrific, funny, but horrific. It give’s new meaning to the phrase‘’Grandma’s cumming for Dinner’’ I give the guy kudos for just being in the same room. Phizer (not to far from you) would have to create a Viagra pill capable of raising the Titanic. I wonder did she contravene her Pension entitlements.

The card probably said something like
“If I knew you were cumming, I’d have baked a cake,
Or
Centenarians do it without even knowing.
My other rides a Zimmerframe
Twas on this day, that you were born, you never knew your Gran did Porn...
For your Birthday, we got you ball and bat, now please ignore your Granny’s twat...
What’s that Sonny? You’re looking for Ethel, oh I’m sorry I thought you said Anal...
I remember the First World War Sonny Jim, I think I can handle your little Zeppelin...
This one’s mean but how about ‘’if I nod off, close the door’s after your done”


OWO = One Wobbly Octogenarian
GFE = Go Fuck Edna
PSE = Possible Spillage Expected
POV = Pensioner On Viagra

Man Decides he wants to have his Penis match his all over tan so goes to the beach and buries himself completely from head to toe with only you know what a half mast, falls asleep and two old Woman come strolling by and stop when they see this lone lad in the sand, would ya look at that Bernie,
When we were ten we wondered what they looked like,
In our Teen's we where half scared of them
In our 20's we couldn’t get enough of them
In our 30's we were sick of the sight of them
In our 40's we were starting to miss them
In our 50's we started to crave them
In our 60's we almost forgot what they looked like
Now were in or 70’s and the fucking thing’s are growing wild...

[Honey/Alexi D]

It raises the idea of a legal cut of point just as there’s an age of consent, I’m not easily shocked, but that’s horrific, funny, but horrific. It give’s new meaning to the phrase‘’Grandma’s cumming for Dinner’’ I give the guy kudos for just being in the same room. Phizer (not to far from you) would have to create a Viagra pill capable of raising the Titanic. I wonder did she contravene her Pension entitlements.

The card probably said something like
“If I knew you were cumming, I’d have baked a cake,
Or
Centenarians do it without even knowing.
My other rides a Zimmerframe
Twas on this day, that you were born, you never knew your Gran did Porn...
For your Birthday, we got you ball and bat, now please ignore your Granny’s twat...
What’s that Sonny? You’re looking for Ethel, oh I’m sorry I thought you said Anal...
I remember the First World War Sonny Jim, I think I can handle your little Zeppelin...
This one’s mean but how about ‘’if I nod off, close the door’s after your done”


OWO = One Wobbly Octogenarian
GFE = Go Fuck Edna
PSE = Possible Spillage Expected
POV = Pensioner On Viagra

Man Decides he wants to have his Penis match his all over tan so goes to the beach and buries himself completely from head to toe with only you know what a half mast, falls asleep and two old Woman come strolling by and stop when they see this lone lad in the sand, would ya look at that Bernie,
When we were ten we wondered what they looked like,
In our Teen's we where half scared of them
In our 20's we couldn’t get enough of them
In our 30's we were sick of the sight of them
In our 40's we were starting to miss them
In our 50's we started to crave them
In our 60's we almost forgot what they looked like
Now were in or 70’s and the fucking thing’s are growing wild...

Genius...pure genius.....

[Quarterpoundher]

Hmmm.

Well I'm not sure, I may break something or dislocate something....... she is 46 you know.

I have to say though, when I read that post this morning I really did think that it was posted by some young chick, I didn't suspect something so silly coming from someone mature. And don't worry some of my opponents have been in their 40's, I was just joking.

If you would permit me to ask just one question, You said in a post yesterday that I shouldn’t worry as some of your opponents have been in their 40's, it only occurred to me later that it sounded like you thought I was in my 40’s, I’m not, I’m 34, not offended in the slightest (not possible to) but just curious...

How about Conflict Diamond as Wrestling handle... Slogan...(Deep Movie trailer Voice) From the Greatest pressure, come's the purest Diamond. (Entering to the tune of Under Pressure by Queen) lol

Bye

[Honey/Alexi D]

If you would permit me to ask just one question, You said in a post yesterday that I shouldn’t worry as some of your opponents have been in their 40's, it only occurred to me later that it sounded like you thought I was in my 40’s, I’m not, I’m 34, not offended in the slightest (not possible to) but just curious...

How about Conflict Diamond as Wrestling handle... Slogan...(Deep Movie trailer Voice) From the Greatest pressure, come's the purest Diamond. (Entering to the tune of Under Pressure by Queen) lol

Bye

Dont be silly, I meant the lady in question.....lol