Attn ladies in Belfast and Limerick

[Bogman]

I am travelling from Belfast to Limerick via Dublin on Saturday 3rd May leaving at approx 11am to arrive Limerick at approx 5pm. If anyone wants a free lift let me know, its a long drive and some attractive female company would be great. A short stop off en route in a secluded spot for a quickie would be ideal and I would pay appropriately for it.

Return journey for me is on Sunday 4th May leaving Limerick approx 4pm via Dublin and then Belfast for late evening.

If you are interested drop me a pm or text on *phone number removed*

[bigpaws]

headline: Young Escort Goes Missing After Accepting A Lift From A Stranger .......... Guards Fear The Worse



Paws

[punterminator]

LMAO paws...

[Bogman]

Very witty guys, I thought it was funny too. On the other hand have you considered that I might have met any of the ladies already and thus would not be a stranger to them at all. I travel extensively around Ireland and have given lifts to girls in the past, it sure beats listening to crap on the radio.

[bigpaws]

Let me guess .............. you lost all these girls phone numbers????

Paws

[punterminator]

Very witty guys, I thought it was funny too. On the other hand have you considered that I might have met any of the ladies already and thus would not be a stranger to them at all. I travel extensively around Ireland and have given lifts to girls in the past, it sure beats listening to crap on the radio.

Chill Winston - it was a joke ffs....

[Bogman]

I am chilled, not in the slightest annoyed about you or anyone else having a joke at my expense. I still have all the girls numbers I might need but I'm hardly going to phone round them asking if any of them want a lift. It was just an offer I hope someone might take me up on.

Carry on with the banter its what makes these forums enjoyable to read and participate in. Best regards to all.

[bigpaws]

That's fair enough Bogman ............. by the way if any escorts are reading this I was thinking of going for a walk in Pheonix Park tomorrow afternoon so if any of you would like to join me I could knock the hole of you in the bushes??? Sure get back to me ladies and I'll put you on the list ..............

Paws

[ninebythree]

tomorrow im going to dubai if any escorts wanna join me just pay their own air fare and hotel ...then they can have all the free sex they want.

nbt

ps no agency escort posing as independents need apply

[Patricia]

I need a lift from Ballsbridge in Dublin to IKEA in Belfast (and then back), on Tuesday 6th of May, leaving no earlier than 10 am and back in time for Fair City.

No whinging clients that will moan at me about fake photos, dodgy independents etc on the way need apply.

I can offer the driver a bit of financial domination at the IKEA till (i.e. You can pay for my yellow cushions and blue clothes pegs if it turns you on).

Pat x